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Konan´s discovery
Not many people knew this, but due to his immortality Madara was only allowed to drink alcohol every 5 years, so in his sake day he always got plastered, the result of one of nthose days was his alterego Tobi, normally he did this alone, but now he allowed Zetsu to be his drinking buddy, altought he doesn´t like to drink.
"…and that was how the first Great shinobi war really started" Said Madara I a really inebriated voice.
"Who would have tought you started it without anyone knowing" Commented Black Zetsu in a happy voice.
"HAHAHA, is a hobby of mine, I also started the other 2" Continued the madman
"Wow you are realy good at it" White Zetsu spoke
"AAAHH, but that is nothing of what I can really do, was because of me the bloodline purges of Kiri started, Kumo´s powerlust leaders got power there because I wanted to, Iwa´s tyranny was cimented thanks to me, Konoha´s ROOT was formed thans to my subtle inspiration, and I machinated Suna´s poverty" The madman gathered his breath "But you know the sweetest thing I did? I placed a subtle genjutsu on Hanzo, making him kill Yahiko, when originally he wanted him to be next Ame´s leader, he saw so much of himself on the brat, HAHAHA, and corrupted his dream team until nothing remained of the good hearthed kids they were, HAHAHA"
And with that his sake day ended, so Zetsu make him go to his room and placed the security seals needed for no one to enter.
They didn´t saw a bluehaired woman disappear like she was made of paper…crying.
