Chapter 1: In the Beginning There was Nothing

Well let's be honest, I never thought I would write this, but I must before I drive myself insane, before I start to think that it was all a dream. Before I start to doubt whether all of this was ever even real.

A wise man once told me, "whatever you want, whatever you feel, write it down. A feeling is just a feeling, a thought is just a thought, and words can fade and be forgotten, but the written word remains for all to see, for years to come."

So now that it all seems to be fading away, I will write it. Remember all the times you would ask me to tell you a story before you went to bed? This is the only story I know to heart. The story of you and I. The story of us. So, let the story begin, Bubble butt.

TWO YEARS AGO

I'm a pretty simple person, really, I am. All I need is food, a nap and a good fuck every so often.

You make me food, good food, and you suddenly become my favorite person in the entire world.

I don't really sleep much to be honest, I mean I love sleeping, but I don't know, I have a hard time going to sleep, usually never happens before 3am. This is probably why I tend to feel pretty fucking tired throughout the day and why I have dark circles under my eyes, but usually a nap in the middle of the day fixes me right up.

As for the fucking, who doesn't like a good fuck? Besides asexual people, but that's beside the point. In my very humble opinion, fucking is very very very very much enjoyable.

Anyways, during this time in my life I had one pretty close friend, heck he was my best bud at the time. His name was Ash, but he liked being called Kash, very Kardashian style if you ask me. His parents were divorced, had been for a while now. His dad was some top chef at a 5 star restaurant in Vegas. As for his mom, I have no fucking idea, but she did drink and travel a shit ton. Honestly the boy wasn't much. He was a total asshole always trying to get me to send him nudes, but as a buddy, he wasn't so bad. We had this thing where he would tell me all about his new crush and I would help him get with them. You could say I was like his wingman, except he wanted to fuck me.

Anyhow, then one day as we were planning through Facebook on seeing each other for sushi, he told me about his more recent crush.

Me: Hey Kashy boy, it has been about 2 hours since we started talking today and not once have you asked for a nude haha are you okay?

Kash: AHHH I'm alright, just in love. I can't think of nudes from others that wouldn't be her :3

Me: Hahaha old sport, you're crushing on someone new that hard already?

Kash: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! SHE'S AMAZING!

Me: Okay okay haha sure buddy, stop yelling haha well tell me all about her!

Kash: She is the most amazing girl ever! Like she is so smart and like so pretty and she gives like the best hugs ever! Plus she's like a really good singer :3

Me: Wait wait wait, how long have you known her?

Kash: Umm since middle school, I like tried hitting on her back then but I don't think she remembers that, but like she goes to my school and I've seen her around the hallways and the library and such and OMG! I am blown away by how fucking pretty she is, you don't understand.

Me: Dude, she went to SVMS?

Kash: yesh :3

Me: maybe I know her, what's her name?

Kash: Bonnibel, but everyone pretty much calls her Bubblegum, why? beats me, she's still fucking hot.

Me: Bonnibel huh? Best hugs? Haha and she sings you said?

Kash: DON'T LAUGH AT ME! And yes, bestest hugs :3 And yeah she sings like a goddess :3

Me: Hahaha sorry old sport, can't help myself. And there's no way she sings that good

Kash: Here, I'll send you a video of her singing, she sent it to me a couple of days ago.

There's no way she can be that good, no one's that good! Maybe Kash is just infatuated and that's why he thinks that…

Plays video*

Oh Buddha…She's… Wow.

Yes… definitely a Goddess, no way she's human. Not when she's that beautiful and sings like that.

Oh Glob, what I would do for a taste of those perfectly shaped lips…

Ugh I think I'm in love…just marry me already.

Wait what? NO NO NO NO NO.

I… Fuck.

NO. NO. NO. NO. A million fucking time no.

You're dating someone already. Someone who you really love, you can't be thinking like that. Besides, your best guy friend has a fucking crush on the chick. Such a fucking gorgeous chick…

STOP IT!

Me: Yeah she's pretty good, I think I might just steal her from you, Kashy boy ;)

Kash: NO! I WOULD DIE. I WOULD LITERALLY DIE. You know how much I like her now, don't fuck it up for me, please.

Me: Haha dude I wouldn't, I'm already with someone, someone I really love. But maybe I'll hit her up, send her a message, and maybe get you a date with her?

Kash: NO! DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TALK TO HER!

Me: Why?

Kash: Because you will use your lesbian charm and sweep her off her feet and take her away from me and then you will make her dirty by fucking her and I will be all alone.

Me: Haha lesbian charm? Haha Really?

Kash: Everyone you pretty much talk to falls for you sooner or later. Whether a chick or some dude, like I don't know what you do but guys just think you are like the coolest and girls just find you so amazing.

Me: That's because I am haha

Kash: I'm serious. Don't talk to her. I will die if you do.

Me: Fine haha I won't, either way, I don't think that would ever happen. I'm dating Maja and I'm pretty sure this beauty of yours is straight as a ruler.

Kash: Doesn't matter how fucking straight they are, you always manage to curve them. And I don't think I have ever been so fucking glad that you are dating that fucking witch.

Me: Dude haha she's my girlfriend, I know you don't like her but she's not that bad

Kash: She is the devil. And all she does is make your life miserable, manipulates you and treats you like shit. But I'm glad you love her, that way you keep away from my new lady :3

Me: Yeah yeah yeah haha I'm bringing her to sushi with us tomorrow btw, be nice.

Kash: Tell her not to be such a bitch and maybe I will treat her like a person.

Me: I'll let her know haha see you tomorrow old sport

Kash: I love you! Bye :3

Bonnibel huh? I like it. I like her. I am falling for someone I just saw on a video… great…

Maybe if I watch it again, I'll notice how imperfect she truly is.

Replays video*

Fuck…Still perfect.

Yep, I'm fucked. And not the kind of fuck I like.

Fuck.

There it is, the first chapter. Hope you guys liked it, this is gonna be a long ass story. If you have any comments or questions, send them my way :)

-PBL out suckers