So I woke up this morning feeling good and decided to write my first fanfic! Being the SUPER creative person I am, I'm just gonna start off rewriting the degrassi episodes with eli and clare. There are soooo many if those so I get it if you don't wanna review mine, but keep in mind, I'm new here and I will gladly read and review and favorite any of your stories if you do the same with mine. Kayzzz go ahead and read now!

I was just minding my own business. I thought bad things weren't supposed to happen to people minding their own business. Or maybe that's what people thought but in reality, these said people were just more likely to get pulled into something…not good. Like a magnet, I guess. Hm. A magnet for trouble. Yup. Sounds about right.

So I guess it's natural that for once, when I'm minding my own business, I pretty much screw any chance I have at making friends here in hell. They call it Degrassi. Please. I call it 'I'm Stuck Here For Four Years As Required By The Government'. But I guess I was screwed before I ran over a girl's glasses by driving to school in a hearse…Yup. That did it. But I mean, even if the people here could over look my vehicle arraignments, breaking a girl's glasses was sort of a deal breaker. You don't do that. Unless you're 7, in third grade, and are in love with this glasses wearing girl.

So darn, another two years of lonely lunches. I'm so disappointed. I'm guessing you can hear the sarcasm from here.

But hell, it's not my fault the girl's friend practically threw the glasses underneath my wheel. If anything, I did her a favor by speeding up the process of disposing of them. But still, she'd be pissed. I'd be pissed.

I jumped out of the car and picked up the remains of the glasses. I looked up and trying to alleviate any hostility said "I think they're dead." Get it? Dead? I drive a hearse? I hope she got it. But from the look on her face it didn't even register I had spoken. I thought girls in glasses were supposed to be smart.

Her friend looked disgusted but she just let out a breath, looking amazed. Cool. She was cool. Any other girl would be trying to claw my eyes out with their perfectly manicured nails.

"It's ok, I don't need them anymore," Ah! She speaks. "Got..laser surgery." She said it more to herself then me. I really looked at her now. She had brown hair cropped short and clear blue eyes. They stood out against her pale skin. I thought girls in glasses were supposed to be ugly. I nodded to myself. That's probably what she thought too. She just needs a little confidence booster. What the hell, I'm feelin good right now. I'll humor her.

"You have pretty eyes," I admitted. I wasn't flattering her either, I really thought that. It worked too because she looked away and stuttered out her next words.

"I'll uh, see you around?" She looked up at me hopefully.

I might as well keep her wanting more. It's the way I roll. She should know that from the start. I play games.

"Guess you will," And with that I got into the hearse and drove away, leaving her in the dust. Honestly, I can't believe she didn't get her boyfriend or older brother to kick the crap outta me right then and there.

At least she wasn't pissed. And I wasn't screwed. A friendship? No way, but maybe something…

ok not really what I wanted this to go as. I didn't put enough sarcasm in but oh well. Tell me what you think. NOT a oneshot btw :P oh also, i hope i didn't offend anyone with the whole "glasses wearing girls are ugly" comment. i just thought that's something eli would say and just for the record I wear glasses so...yeah. SORRY 3333