A shocking alternate ending to, ' art/AustriaXPiano-for-Contest-319731892?offset=0#comments' by deviantART user SovietSparkleParty
So instead of:
"R-Roderich...you sick bastard..." Elizaveta had walked in on a scene worthy of eye bleach: Roderich sprawled across his piano, completely naked, about to start humping the keys."
We get this:
Elizaveta walked in on Roderich. She Stopped. Surprised. He was humping his piano keys. It shouldn't have, but it turned her on. Approaching the man she hugged him from behind, and nuzzled his neck. Roderich's eyes widened, he turned, surprised,
"Elisaveta, What...I" he gaped.
Hungary wasted no time in shoving her tongue in his mouth, inducing a deep, passionate kiss. She stopped only briefly to rasp,
"Don't worry, I'll join you, just keep going"
She dropped her skirts
The ivory keys let out a long low moan as she sat upon them, tracing their smooth form up and down, walking her fingers across them, until she met something far more fleshy. Kissing the piano up five octaves, she looked up into Roderich's weeping arousal.
"Damn Roddy, your dick is tiny, fuck the piano"
They tumbled into the strings behind the keys, eliciting terrific twangs of pleasure from the instrument as strings snapped and cut their flesh.
It was terribly sexy.
Roderich found himself pushing his swollen member through the wooden structures of the piano's interior, lubricated by his fresh blood. All the while, Elizaveta kissing up and down his back, simultaneously pinching his nipples into tiny swollen buds, and tracing sweet nothings across his stomach.
Roderich found himself approaching climax, and, with a sudden howl of pleasure, flung his head back and yowled his piano's name,
"Balduin!"
Elizaveta simultaneously fell back onto the remaining strings, which twanged and hummed with vibrations that sent shivers up her spine. With widened eyes, she gasped, wordless in her pleasure amongst the bloody, salty strings, and fell back silent.
Until, about ten minutes later, when with half lidded eyes, she said,
"Why the fuck is it called 'Balduin' you stupid, and your dick is still tiny"
Roderich could only sigh and gently caress his piano.
He would have to get new strings.