Just a fanfic I came up with for Rocky Horror.
Disclaimer: I do not own Rocky Horror. .
Chapter One
Birth of Roxanne Majors
One year later after Frank tried to seduce both Brad and Janet and Riffraff had died of a morphine overdose, there was going to be a new family member of the Majors. Janet was now eight months pregnant and had these huge cramps and was very moody.
"Ahhhhh, Janet there you are. Magenta says you need to eat more. Here's an apple,"
"Cut the crap, Frankie. I'm perfectly able to take care of myself and the kid. I don't need your health advice! As if you're a real doctor anyway..."
Frank sighed and threw the apple in the trash bin and Janet waddled out of the room. Then all of a sudden, she gasped.
"Oh my god, my water just broke..."
"OH SHIT! BRAD!"
Magenta had driven both Brad and Janet to the nearest hospital. Fortunately the baby wasn't born in the backseat of the car! Roxanne Majors was born weighing seven pounds, at 10 pm and crying. Franknfurter and Columbia had come later and were asleep in the waiting room.
"Do you think someone should wake them up?" asked Brad holding Roxanne.
"Definitely," said Magenta and walked over to the waiting room.
Frank had a Transvestite Weekly magazine on his lap and Columbia had rested her head on a bookshelf next to her. Suddenly...
"Get your fat lazy asses up! The baby's here!"
Frank woke up with a start and nudged Columbia awake.
"Why did you have to wake me up? I was having that dream where I was on "So You Think You Can Dance," complained Columbia.
"Stop complaining, this is a big moment for them," snapped Frank.
They went inside the room to greet Roxanne. Frank got to hold her (he was even tolerant when the baby burped in his face) and Magenta took pictures of them. Columbia however was jealous she wasn't getting any attention. Typical. Groupie.
"Hey Frank, wanna have sex after this?"
"Not Now Columbia, I'm playing Peekaboo with Roxanne,"
"I don't see what the big deal is. Tons of baby girls are born every year. She's nothing special she'll probably be a slut like me,"
"COLUMBIA!" snapped Frank.
Brad looked furious, Janet looked hurt and Magenta looked uncomfortable. Roxanne however had fallen asleep in Frank's arms.
"What? I'm telling the truth!"
"This is a special moment for the Majors and she is going to be a special young woman. If you can't behave you can leave,"
Columbia pouted then left. It was obvious she hated Roxanne, but Roxanne was not going to grow up to be a groupie in fact and Columbia would dislike her more and more...
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