The Art of Ripening...Gundam Style is based on that Snapple commercial where the fruit gather around that guy and
he tells them the story and stuff. So I'm like, why not make a yaoi fic out of this? Voila! Should be pretty funny.
It also is completely weird. Yeppers.
~commercial music begins to play~
Man: Gundam Pilots, gather around! It's time we talked about this.
::Pilots come in closer::
Man: as we mature, we may get feelings for each other yadda yadda yadda [most of them have fallen asleep by then
but...they still like the ideas ^^]
Man: have fun. and don't be afraid of true love! ::waves the pilots off to try it out::
The next day:
Trowa and Heero are spotted by the playground. Trowa is sitting in the swing, and Heero is pushing the swing for him.
Man: awww how kawaii.
But suddenly...Trowa flies off the swing and into a bush nearby.
Man: ::hits forehead then looks at checkboard:: Trowa and Heero, fail.
Later on:
Wufei and Duo are laying in bed. Yes, together. Then, the bed starts shaking. They both look at each other.
Wufei looks under the bed and sees Quatre there.
Quatre: threesome? please?
Man: Wufei and Quatre, fail. ::shakes head:: How'd Duo get in there in the first place?
The next day:
Duo and Heero can be found making out in a closet. Well, no one knows that though. But then, the man opens the
door and finds them there. Heero had started unbraiding Duo's hair.
Man: hey looks like we got one to work!
Duo runs out of the closet screaming "HEERO LOVES ME!"
And as for Heero, he's laying in the closet still.
The man goes back to his office and calls Treize and tells him to come over to the pilot's place because
the numbers are uneven. So then...
Wufei and Trowa ran away to the beach together. Too bad the man can see EVERYTHING. They lay in the sand,
rolling around and well, you know.
Man: another happy couple. ::checkmark::
Quatre sat on his bed. "I'm left out cuz I'm blond!" Then there was a knock on his door. "Come in!" Quatre yelled.
Treize walked in.
"Wanna go for a walk?" he asked Quatre. Quatre nodded. Maybe he would get somethin out of the good stuff this
man that had invaded their house was talking about! So then all of our friends lived happily ever after...but what
about that weird man with no name?
Trowa: who me?
Man: they're talking about me.
Trowa: oh. yeah.
Announcer girl: The world may never know about "Man" but all we do know is that
yaoi is THE best stuff on earth. Buh bye now!
he tells them the story and stuff. So I'm like, why not make a yaoi fic out of this? Voila! Should be pretty funny.
It also is completely weird. Yeppers.
~commercial music begins to play~
Man: Gundam Pilots, gather around! It's time we talked about this.
::Pilots come in closer::
Man: as we mature, we may get feelings for each other yadda yadda yadda [most of them have fallen asleep by then
but...they still like the ideas ^^]
Man: have fun. and don't be afraid of true love! ::waves the pilots off to try it out::
The next day:
Trowa and Heero are spotted by the playground. Trowa is sitting in the swing, and Heero is pushing the swing for him.
Man: awww how kawaii.
But suddenly...Trowa flies off the swing and into a bush nearby.
Man: ::hits forehead then looks at checkboard:: Trowa and Heero, fail.
Later on:
Wufei and Duo are laying in bed. Yes, together. Then, the bed starts shaking. They both look at each other.
Wufei looks under the bed and sees Quatre there.
Quatre: threesome? please?
Man: Wufei and Quatre, fail. ::shakes head:: How'd Duo get in there in the first place?
The next day:
Duo and Heero can be found making out in a closet. Well, no one knows that though. But then, the man opens the
door and finds them there. Heero had started unbraiding Duo's hair.
Man: hey looks like we got one to work!
Duo runs out of the closet screaming "HEERO LOVES ME!"
And as for Heero, he's laying in the closet still.
The man goes back to his office and calls Treize and tells him to come over to the pilot's place because
the numbers are uneven. So then...
Wufei and Trowa ran away to the beach together. Too bad the man can see EVERYTHING. They lay in the sand,
rolling around and well, you know.
Man: another happy couple. ::checkmark::
Quatre sat on his bed. "I'm left out cuz I'm blond!" Then there was a knock on his door. "Come in!" Quatre yelled.
Treize walked in.
"Wanna go for a walk?" he asked Quatre. Quatre nodded. Maybe he would get somethin out of the good stuff this
man that had invaded their house was talking about! So then all of our friends lived happily ever after...but what
about that weird man with no name?
Trowa: who me?
Man: they're talking about me.
Trowa: oh. yeah.
Announcer girl: The world may never know about "Man" but all we do know is that
yaoi is THE best stuff on earth. Buh bye now!