So, today is officially my last day of class! And I'm celebrating with a Star Trek story! This is my first Star Trek story, but I doubt it will be my last (actually, I'm like 99.8% sure it won't be my last). I love me some Star Trek. :)

Anyway, I debated over whether or not to put this story in the TOS or 2009 section. 'Cause when I first thought of it I was thinking of the 2009 characters, but the story uses a lot of the cliches from the episodes of TOS. I also originally didn't plan to have any dialogue, but it came out while I was writing and I decided to leave it. I read the story over with each version in mind and it works both ways, so *shrug*. I finally decided to put it in the 2009 category (mostly because I'm already working on the sequel 'If You Give McCoy a Hypo' which I think fits better with the '09 verse and a little because I think more people might read it if it's in the '09 section).

This story was brought to you by: Me reading my niece's copy of 'If You Give a Cat a Cupcake' in the car. Then, my mind immediately thought of this and I don't think it's been done before (but I apologize if it has). Enjoy!

If you give Jim Kirk a starship, he'll probably want some warp drive to go with it.

"Warp factor 4."

"Aye, Captain."

With warp drive, Kirk will be able to explore new planets and civilizations.

"Arriving at Omicron Odio V, Captain."

"Standard orbit."

Once Kirk beams down to the new planet, he'll get acquainted with the alien life.

"I'm James T. Kirk, Captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise."

"Hello, Jamesteekirk. I am Delarius, leader of Odions."

After meeting with the aliens, Kirk will investigate the planet.

"Tricorder readings are picking up unusual amounts of movement at bearing 112, mark 4."

"Set phasers on stun."

Then, Kirk and his crew, consisting of at least one security officer, will get into a fight with a faction of rebellious aliens.

"Sir, Ensign Corruthers was killed by one of the Odions!"

"I want everyone to beam up to the Enterprise!"

Unfortunately, there will be an anomaly which prevents transporter abilities.

"Captain, we have detected subspace radiation that is interfering with our transporter."

"I'm sorry, but I cannae beam any one of ye up."

Stranded on the planet, Kirk meets an attractive female alien who he will end up kissing.

"I am Taliyah. You are a very intriguing creature, Jamesteekirk."

"And you are a very beautiful creature, Taliyah. Would you like to learn about some of Earth's customs?"

Kirk angers the aliens and once again gets into a fight, in which his shirt will inevitably be ripped.

"You have disrespected the laws of our people."

"Laws? Your laws disrespect the freedom that every being in this universe is entitled to!"

Kirk restores peace to the alien planet while somehow managing to uphold the Prime Directive.

"Now the Odions can live without worrying about being punished for their free will."

"Yes, Captain. I, too, found their way of previous life most illogical."

After beaming up, Kirk will ask for warp drive to be enabled.

"Ahead, warp factor 2."

"Acknowledged, Captain."

And if you give Jim Kirk some warp drive, he'll need a starship to go with it.

Ta Da! It's not too long, but I think it's cute all the same. I think I'll have my McCoy sequel done by tomorrow, and then I'll do a Spock one.

Also, feel free to send me any requests/ideas/suggestions for stories of any genre or pairing or whatever. I'm way more picky when it comes to reading than I am when it comes to writing. I like writing as a challenge or to get rid of ideas in my head or just to entertain other people with it, I can write about just about anything.

Hope you liked it! I may even decide to do ones with the rest of the characters in the future (Scotty, Chekov, etc...), but I'm not sure, so let me know what you think. :)