¡HOLA!

Red was wandering through the forests of Andalucía when he suddenly stumbled upon a strange device on the forest floor. Picking it up, he realised that it was a Pokédex.

Condenación! Destrucción!

¡Rojo es una pizza! Pero la pizza no es Español…

Red flipped open the Spanish Pokédex but he could only recognise one word: Pikachu.

Pika… Pika… Piccacció?

¿QUÉ DIABLOS ESTÁ PASANDO?

¿POR QUÉ NO TE CALLAS?

¡Cállate!

¡Cállate! ¡Cállate! ¡Cállate!

And with that, the Pokédex's language drive crashed and a storm of Spanish words smashed their way out of the screen and formed a tornado of angry tomatoes around Red and Pikachu.

¡Pescado! ¡Pollo! ¡Poncho!

Unable to contain their rage at Red's egregious racism, the storm of palabras dove in and tore Red and Pikachu apart and made tacos out of their dead bodies.

El Fin.