Azimio is such a freaking jerk. There I was making a point for Jacobs stupid blog when he ruined it by throwing a slushie at me. Some people are so stupid. So, here I am in the girls bathrooms whipping off all the ice and food colouring from my supposably soft face. What exactly is a slushie anyway? All of the throws I've been getting seem to be ruining my pores. Good thing I don't eat them. Who knows what it will do to me. The door's creaking, what a ghastly sound. Seems like the janitor hasn't done anything in a while. At least the bathroom is clean. It is so much cleaner then the boys' bathroom. How did half of the crap even get on the ceiling? I'm embarrassed to share the same gender as those morons.
Well, this is odd. It's a boy who has decided to join me and he looks new and quite possibly confused. Hopefully he can't hear me chuckling at his confusion while he desperately seeks a urinal. I'll just continue to clean up the stupid slushie. He kinda reminds me of Finn.
"Uhm, where's the urinal?" he asks, sounding almost as confused as he looks. Placing my tissue wipes down, I quickly turn around, smirking at him.
"We don't have any in here" I reply in a sing song voice. It's rather obvious it's the girls room, as you can actually see the floor. The fact there are no urinals is just another hint. As he crooks his head, I realise he still doesn't understand that he is in the wrong bathroom. So, I slowly state "This is the girls bathroom". Immediately, he jumps and looks around, making me chuckle a little more. I turn back to finish cleaning my face. There was just a little bit left.
"What? Why are you in here then?" he asks, a little terrified. "Don't the girls mind or anything? Are all guys allowed in here" his questions seem to quicken. "And why are you covered in red slushie?" I roll my eyes yet decide to answer the questions. Just to put him out of his misery.
"This is the girls bathroom, you picked the wrong one. I prefer this to the boys room. Not really, some are still a little uncomfortable for it but in general it's fine. Yes, only me really unless you're another gay feminine guy that usually gets bullied while in the boys bathroom. Oh, and that was just some slushie that one of the Neanderthal jocks threw at me" I say in order to what he asked. Finishing up, I put everything back in my bag and put it on. Walking passed him I head to the door and opened it to leave. Hesitating a little, I look back to him to see him still looking confused. To be honest, it's adorable. Just like Finn. "I'm Kurt by the way"
"Sam" he mutters back, looking over to me. What a big mouth he has.
"Well, nice to meet you Sam. Have fun at McKinley and I suggest you get out before an actual girl walks in and mistakes you for something else" I say before heading off to talk to Mercedes about Americas Next Top Model. I didn't get to watch last nights episode so I'm dying to find out who got eliminated. Hope it was Sarah.