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The camera panned across a table, where a large sheet of paper rests with dozens of various signatures.
"This sheet of paper contains over 100 signatures," said Amy Farrah Fowler. "You can see each person's first and last name. Or maybe just their first name or their last name. Or maybe one or two legible letters at most."
"But can you see the personality of the signer just by looking at their signature?" asked Sheldon Cooper. "For example, does Cordelia Lincoln have low self-esteem? Does Jason Webb have a fear of success? Does Patricia Tube live for the moment? Is Katy Toshiro secretive? Is Peter Cass jealous? Is Julia Fluoride aggressive?"
"I've invited a graphologist to analyze the handwriting of everyone who signed this giant sheet of paper to determine their personality," explained Amy. "If this graphologist gets it wrong, and we hope she does, please let us know. By doing so, you will be proving our point a graphology is malarkey!"
All names in this story other than Sheldon Cooper's and Amy Farrah Fowler's were invented on the fly by me. Please let me know how this episode should progress if you choose to write a review.