First of all before we even begin, I want to say that I got permission (or rather superrayman95 from AO3) granted everyone permission to upload this parody elsewhere. Anyways, I will say that I know that uploading this parody here is considered beating a dead horse as well as a huge waste of my own time, but being a huge fan of the trilogy, I felt that the liberal version of Supper Smash Bros deserved to be here. In short, I will immediately find comments pointing out such to be completely pointless and a waste of time since I admitted prior. I don't blame anyone for thinking "not this shit again" though.
Honestly, I'm surprised it took until now for a liberal version of the story to come out. You would expect such parody to exist during its peak but I'm surprised.
Disclaimer: The protagonist (Pittoo) is implemented with Sara's vile personality. The reason why superrayman made him the protagonist because they were influenced by Republican Marth fanfiction and liberal Dark Pit fanfiction. With that being said, all the characters in this story are going to be OOC (out of character). If you are particular someone who despises reading crack/bastardizations of their favorite characters then I highly suggest clicking the back button.
This is a parody of holier than thou Atheists and other factors that the original parodied as well. This story is a satirical interpretation of conservatives like the original as well as how the extremist side stereotypes liberals (strawmans). In other words, everything is consisted of stereotypes like the original. I personally think this is also parodying how Tumblr treats sexuality as a personality trait.
All "real" people in this fanfiction are custom Mii fighters.
For those who want to read the raw version (which is written exactly in the same style as the trollfic this is parodying), scroll down otherwise feel free to read a transcribed version with everything spelled correctly.
While at it, please refrain from making any sort of political comments whatsoever. This is supposed to be a fun parody, comment on what the protagonist is doing, not your views. To make things much easier, please place your actual comments in () or [] like as if you're roleplaying to differentiate the comments you want to tell the protagonist.
Also refrain from making any comments badmouthing the original story or any other stories that might have influenced this. Yes, we get that Mishonh From God is "offensive" but the entire trollfic is satire with the author's actual experiences with bible belt conservative extremists. You wouldn't like it if someone mocked your own story, so I suggest refrain from mocking any other stories.
I do not own any rights to this parody or the original concept. The parody belongs to superrayman95 whom I gained permission from and the original concept belongs to the genius that is PrincessAmerica. Please note that they do start off super similar (since superrayman wanted to be true to the original as homage) however there are additional elements such as "real world" segments and eventually chapter hijacks from Pit.
Trigger warning for mentions of rape, bigotry, and all of the other elements you will find in the original.
Original Summary: Pittoo was a ordinary boy until he was sent to Nintendo World to save it from the ravages of evil. My first story.
Notes: Hi! My name is Pittoo (not Dark Pit unfortunately as my mother is stupid for giving me this name) and I'm a thirteen year old boy who hates America, God, and the Constitution. So with that being said, any conservative capitalist who likes Donald Trump should LEAVE NOW and go back to getting dirty money from laboring and underpaid hard working poor people and people of color trying to live. Also they should stop trying to turn everyone into straight Christians. Also, I like video games like Super Smash Bros and many others even though gamer bros suck (my dumb mom said I need to play less video games and go outside more but I have pictures of Dorian from Dragon Age and Chris Evans in my room so I don't leave).
CHAP 1: MISSION FROM DARWIN
I was inside my science class one day when my conservative teacher Miss Pandora was talking about creationism.
"And that is why humans derived from Adam and Eve and the concept of evolution is completely asinine," she said.
I raised my hand.
"Yes Pittoo," she said.
"If humans come from two people, wouldn't all straight relationships be incest?"
My teacher had no answer for that so she gave me a detention and an F on my test.
"Hahaha!" she said. "You Atheists will be defeated one day! Christians already rule this country because of Donald Trump and soon all Atheists will go to death panels!"
Just then, the door to the science room opened and Charles Darwin walked in. He was wearing a robe and had a beard like he always does.
"Miss Pandora, you're going NOWHERE WHEN YOU DIE!"
"No because evilusion isn't real," Miss Pandora said.
"LOL you're a moron," Darwin said and he stroked Miss Pandora with lightning, causing her to die.
"Yay!" said all the Atheists in the class.
"Boo!" said all the Christians so Darwin stroked all them as well.
"Okay, now I need to talk to Pittoo," Darwin said. "So everyone else, leave."
"Okay." My classmates left the room.
"Dark Pit, I've been watching you for some time," he said, "this world isn't the only one that exists."
"For real?!" I ask.
"Yes. Do you know about video games?"
"Yeah! I play them with my bro and Viridi!" (My bro is my brother and Viridi is my best friend forever and she's a PLA (Pretty Liberal Atheist) like me too.)
"Well, they are real because before my death, I have discovered another universe."
"Cool Darwin!" I high-fived Darwin.
"Okay but there's trouble! God found out about this and now he's in Nintendo World. Only you can stop him before he does evil stuff there."
"Oh no!"
"Right? This is the hardest task you'll ever face, even harder than your English test last month. Good thing I'm Charles Darwin and I can evolve you cool powers and stuff."
"So Darwin gave me some power and I slowly started to fall asleep. When I woke up, I was outside of the Smash Mansion and had black angel wings coming out of my back.
RAW VERSION! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
Original Summary: Pittoo was a ordiniary boy until he went to nintendo wurld to save it from the evul Christens. My frist story.
Notes: Hi my name is Pittoo (not Dark Pit unfortanetly as my mothur is stoopid for giving me this name) and im a 13 yer old boi who hates America and God and the Conshitution so i conservativ capitulist who likes donald trump than LEAVE NAO and go back to getting durty money form laburing and underpaying hard working peple of color and poor peple to live and trying to turn everi1 into strait Christens also i lick video games like soupper smesh bros and otters even thou gamer bros succ (my dumb mom sed id ned to play les video game and go outcide moar but i have pics of dorean from dragun age and chris ovens in my room so i dont leve).
CHAP 1: MISSIUN FORM DARWIN
I was in my sighence class one dat when my conservativ teacher ms pandora was talkin about creationism.
"and tat is why hummus came form adam and eve and there is no evolution" she said.
I razed my han.d
"yes Pittoo" she said.
"if humens came from two peple wouldnt all strait relantionsips be incess?"
my teacher had no ansor for that so she give me a ditentun and an f on my test.
"hahaha!" she sad "you Athists wil be defeet one day! Christens alreedy rule dis kuntry becuz of donald trump and son all Athists will goto deaf panels!"
just ten the dore to teh seance room opened and Charles Darwin walked in. he was wearing a robe and had a bread like he allways does.
"ms pandora ur gong NOWERE WHEN U DIE!"
"no cuz evilusion arnt reel" ms pandora said.
"lol ur a morun" Darwin said and he stroked ms pandora with lightning and ms pandora ded.
"yay!" said all the Athists in the class.
"boo!" said all the Christens so Darwin stroked all them 2.
"okay now i ned to talk too Pittoo Darwin said. "so everibuddy else leave."
"ok" my classmates left The Room.
"Dark Pit ive ben watching u for sum tim," he said, "this wurld isnt the only on that exists."
"for reel" I ask.
"yea doo u kno about video games."
"yea I play dem with my bro and Viridi" (my bro is my brother and Viridi is my BFF forever and shes a PLA (Pretty Librul Athist) like me to)
"well they are real because before i ded i discovered anotter unerivrse."
"cool Darwin" i hi fived Darwin.
"ok but theres trubble. God found out about this and now hes in Nentendo'h World. Only u can stop him b4 he dose evil stuff their."
"ono."
"right this is the hardest thing u ever done even harder than ur englesh test last month. Good thing i'm Darwin and I can evolve u cool powers and stuff."
So Darwin gave me some power and I fell to sleep. When I woke up I was outside of the Smosh Manshun and had blak angle wings.