I don't own Wade Barrett, Chris Jericho, or any of the WWE Superstars in this story. Believe me, If I did I would be somewhere very close to Wade's bed. Nor do I own anything Monty Python-related. I'll give you a virtual cookie if you tell me what Monty Python movie I used! Anyways, enjoy this story.

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Wade Barrett and Chris Jericho were sitting on the couch watching a very old Monty Python movie, both of them laughing so hard they could barely breathe.

"Oh man, you Brits really know your way around humor," Chris commented. "We should totally act out a scene from it ourselves!"

"Chris, that's a great idea!" Wade said. "I call being the Black Knight!"

"Then I'm King Arthur! You get started on making some kind of armor. I'll get to making cardboard swords and stuff!"

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"Alright, you ready?" Wade asked as he put on his cardboard "armor."

"Ni!" Chris said from behind a tree.

"Uh, I'll take that as a yes..."

Chris came out from behind a tree. "Ni!" he said again.

"No Chris, you're King Arthur, not one of the Knights Who Say Ni. Now get it right."

"Or what? You'll make me get you a shrubbery and cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?"

"No. I'll stick this sword somewhere that it doesn't belong. Now say your lines correctly!"

"Fine..."

"None shall pass," Wade recited his line. "I move for no man."

"Then you have forced me to fight you!" Chris drew his "sword" and started duelling with Wade. Chris then "stabbed" Wade through the heart. "Haha! I won!"

"Chris, this isn't one of your LARPing adventures with Cody, Edge, and Sheamus! This is a movie reenactment!" Wade shouted at the poor Canadian with his hot British accent. "You're supposed to slice my arms and legs off like Arthur did to the Black Knight in the movie. Get it right."

Chris cringed, held his ears, and screamed. "Don't say that."

"What?" Wade inquired.

"I cannot say. That is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot say."

"Dammit Chris, for the last time! You're King Arthur, not a Knight of Ni! I won't say it again!"

"Aaaah! You said the word again!"

"That's it, I quit!" Wade said, throwing his "sword" and "armor" on the ground and walking back inside the house. "If you won't act the movie out correctly, I don't want any part in it."

Chris started running around screaming. "Why won't you stop saying it! Ahh! I said it! I said it again! And again!"

~END!~