Written for a friend of mine who is by far the biggest Allen fan girl you will ever meet XD I'm sorry if this is horribley out of character, the truth is I've only seen four episode and I'm just going off of the rants and raves of my friends for character basings XD

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Oh shit.

Allen cleared his throat while everyone else tried to avoid his gaze. "Hey guys?" Allen beamed.

"Y-yea, Allen?" Lenalee asked giving him a nervous smile. Allen sniffed then looked up at the three of them.

"What the fuck is this?" He asked with a smile looking down at the plate. No one really wanted to respond but Kanda sighed and looked in his direction.

"Food. You going to eat it or is it not to your liking your highness?" He growled and Allen snapped his head his way with a bright smile.

"I mean, Barbie, what's with the Gerber portions of food? I come back from the bathroom and apparently we're going through the next famine."

"Well, this is just the appetizer, our entrees should be coming soon, but until then we just split up the appetizer into equal portions."

"Equal portions? What we're communist now?" Allen asked his face completely innocent as every other table member felt an overwhelming gush of uneasiness.

"Listen, Allen try being a bit more reasonable. We're all tired and hungry—"

"I'm sorry Lenalee, your shrill voice just made a few brain cells pop so I didn't quite catch what you were saying."

"Aw come on man, it's not our fault our dough is low." Lavi said stepping in for Lenalee who looked slightly saddened now.

"Your right, maybe it's because you kept on giving relief money to every woman who so much as glanced in your direction. The same women who go home and think 'God, that poor guy needs to get laid I wonder why he hasn't yet?' Oh maybe because it's because of the STRIKE." Allen said eyeing Lavi whose eye was twitching.

Kanda made an aggravated noise as he looked down at his food. But as soon as he opened his mouth to say something…

"Don't even get me started with you." Allen said simply. He made an annoyed noise before stabbing the food on his plate and placing it on Allen's. Lavi and Lenalee soon followed suit.

"Aw gee thanks guys, you didn't have to do that!" Allen blushed happily and took a bite of his food. The three of them watched with a blank expression on their face.

'I haven't eaten for two days, but I think I can wait one more.'