Please, when you read this, please, please read this with a sense of humour. I know I'm probably going to hell for this, I really don't need you to tell me that. That being said, I got the idea for this while reading 52 with knowledge of certain spoilers.
"You eat a lot, Sobek."
"Is that bad? I'm just so hungry all the time."
Osiris laughed and hugged Sobek around the shoulders, feeling a thrill as he felt Sobek's cold scales.
"No, it's good," he said, "You deserve to have so much."
"I d-d-deserve it?" asked Sobek.
Osiris shifted closer with a warm smile and said, "You help our family help people, and you're my only friend, you deserve all you can eat!"
"Just a friend?"
Sobek's voice was nervous, but Osiris had never heard anything so sweet. Impulsively he leaned forward and kissed Sobek's cheek.
"O-Osiris!"
"Don't say anything," said Osiris, "I'm- I'm not sure if my brother would approve."
"Because I am male, or b-because I am a crocodile?" asked Sobek, slowly pulling Osiris onto his chest, "Does it bother you?"
"No," whispered Osiris, stroking Sobek's scales, "I love the way you feel. I think it is – what do the Americans call it? I think it is sexy."
The shifting weight caused the couch to groan, and the food lay on the small table. Osiris had never felt so happy, not since he had gotten his powers.
"Osiris?" said Sobek tentatively.
"Yes?" asked Osiris, pulling of the crocodile's shirt.
Sobek whispered the next sentence in a husky voice that made Osiris feel hot all over.
"You smell delicious."