"Somewhere in outer space,

Flies the Enterprise.

It's the first Terran ship to

Fly-y-y at Warp 5!

One day John Archer

Crossed the Vulcans,

Took the Klingon back to Qronos,

But then promptly lost him.

He had to fight the Suliban

And got involved in their

Temporal cold war,

And learned to trust T'pol, a Vulcan,

Somewhere in outer space,

Flies the Enterprise.

She flies in outer space, Oh

Why oh why can't I?"