Doctor Gregory House,
Do not throw this letter away. I'm not trying to get you to buy anything or pay a bill. And no, I'm not trying to sue you for all you're worth either. Then what is the point of this letter, you may ask? From what I've heard about you online, you can't stand not knowing something. So read on.
My name is Jenna, but that's quite a stupid name, don't you think? I tend to go by my middle name, which is Parker, so feel free to call me that instead.
I'm thinking you know what the term 'hooker' is, yes? Yeah, well my mother is one. And since she relies on the men to use a condom, she has babies popping out of her all the time. I'm one of the many. I have seven half-sisters and two half-brothers. We all live together in a tiny house that my mother is trying to pay for.
I've been wanting to find my dad for a long time so I can get out of this dump. After years of testing, I finnaly found him, and to make a very long story short, it's you. You're my father. Woohoo, It's a girl! Incase you have any doubt of this fact, I've sent the test results along with this letter. Being a world known doctor, you should be able to study them and make sure I'm not lying, correct?
I'd like to come live with you in New Jersey. If you say no, I'll understand, and won't bother you again. But if you say yes, I'll pay for my plane ticket and I'll be there as soon as possible. I don't have a whole lot to pack up and bring, so I wouldn't be taking up much room.
I can't promise you that you'll like me, because from what I've read on the internet, you don't get along with everyone. I can tell you right now that I'm an annoying girl who is very stubborn. I have my noticable faults and I don't like to admit to them. In other words, I won't make the very best daughter. Then again, you payed someone for sex fourteen years ago, and that usually doesn't get someone nominated for 'dad of the year'. Just living proof that everyone makes mistakes, I suppose.
If you would like to contact me, call the house phone. 293-743-1483. If the phone bill isn't payed and is it's disconnected, reply by snail mail with the adress that is on the envelope. Thank you for your time, Gregory House, and have a splendid day.
- Parker.
House couldn't do anything but stare at the letter. He reread it for the third time and did the only thing he could do in this situation. Sit there and laugh his head off. This had to be a joke...it just had to be. He couldn't have a kid...they were annoying and carried germs!
When realization hit him, he immeadietley stopped laughing and stormed out of his office as quick as his feet and cane would take him. He needed to talk to Wilson.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Hey there everyone. (x I know, I know, ANOTHER one. Another 'House has a kid he never new about' story. But this plot just kept sticking in my head, so I had to write it. xD If you like it so far, please review, because it makes me want to update super quick. (x If you didn't like it, feel free to tell me what you thought I should have changed. Thanks to anyone who read the first chapter!
-CELiNA!