"Roxas! Look what I found on my last mission!"

Roxas groaned as he tried to stealthly sneak back into his room, but it was too late. He was caught.

"Roxas, looked what I got in this world called... Well, I dunno what it's called, but it had these awesome guys and they were vampires-"

"Are you sure someone didn't slip you drugs in your drink this morning?"

"-and one totally had an AWESOME town house place thing. It had all these REALLY fun toys! But he didn't know I was in there, let alone took a few things..."

"Vampires? Hell, Axel, if you're not drugged out, I think you may have pissed off the wrong people when they find out."

"Pffft, I'm not going back there, and they can't travel worlds."

Roxas shook his head with sigh, and tried to head into his room, but he felt something click around his throat. "I caught a Roxas!"

Roxas' hands went to his throat. "What the fuck!? Is this a bondage collar!?"

Axel just grinned as he began to drag Roxas to his room. "Oh, hell no! I'm not having kinky sexy with you! Especially since you stole this! And why is it every world you come back from, you bring something dirty!?"

Axel shoved his newly acquired ball-gag in Roxas mouth. Roxas tried to yell through it, and Axel laughed. "Aw, c'mon, babe, who's the one who likes all the things we do with things I bring back?" Axel said with a grin.

Roxas growled in his throat as Axel shut his bedroom door to reveal all the 'toys' he had acquired. Roxas' eyes widened as he struggled to take off the ball gag, and he does manage to, only to have the ball-gag replaced by Axel's lips.

Roxas submitted with a sigh. Acting like he did not like what Axel brought back from his missions was such a front. He let Axel take control, and the rest of the Organization had already learned from Axel's previous trips to not to disturb members VIII and XIII when VIII returned from a mission unless they wanted permanent brain damage and eyes burned out of their sockets.