Birthday

Generally speaking, Barney Stinson didn't approve of birthdays once you hit thirty. He certainly didn't need to celebrate his epic failure as a wingman. So he spent the day getting to know a bottle of scotch and didn't notice the tiny, neatly-wrapped present on his doorstep until the evening.

The card said "Track 9. Cheer up. Rx"

He couldn't help but laugh at the CD. There were ten tracks on the album… eight of which held the delicious promise of the unknown.

He texted her immediately. "Robin Sparkles Stevie Wonder cover? FTW!"

She texted back "Ha-ppy birthday to ya!"