Amy barged into the living room with Sheldon following her. The rest of the group were having dinner. Even Emily was there. They stood in front of the group. Amy grabbed Sheldon's hand but he let go of her sweaty grip.
"Everyone. We have some news" Amy said.
"Yes. Exciting indeed". Sheldon chimed in.
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what they would say. "What is it?" Leonard asked.
"Myself and Amy have had a rather strong relationship over the course of the five years we've known each other" Sheldon started explaining before being interrupted by Penny.
"Oh my god did you finally learn where to put it?" She said. Sheldon rolled his eyes at her innuendo while everyone else chuckled.
"Me and Sheldon have decided to get a baby together" Amy said.
Everyone was silent. Raj's mouth full of rice opened. What did they just say. Leonard looked at Sheldon. "You know you have to actually have sex first in order to have a baby right?" Leonard said.
Sheldon and Amy staired at each other, and then looked at Leonard. "Yes" they said in unison.
Penny put down her food on the table again. This was exciting. "Yayy Shamy. I am totally excited for this. Go Shamy".
"We've decided to engage in reproductive coitus" Sheldon explained.
"Yeah we got it" Leonard replied.
"I feel like someone just soccer punched me with weird information" Howard said.
Sheldon looked at him. "Why aren't you excited that your friend Sheldon is becoming a Sheldad" Amy asked.
"That was so lame" Emily whispered to Raj who nodded.
"We're excited! We're just not sure if that's the best move for you two" Bernadette said.
"Why not. It makes perfect sense. Amy finally gets to have coitus with me and i finally get to bring another genius into the world. Sheldon 2.0 if you will". Sheldon said, with the thought of a son giving him a smile.
"Shamy 2.0 you mean" Amy said to Sheldon.
"Oh no. That does not sound nice. Sheldon 2.0 sounds more like a robot that nobody likes" Howard joked.
"Well. We've picked up some books all about getting pregnant and we're ready". Amy said and dragged Sheldon away from the living room to his own room.
"Oh my god" Penny yelled.