Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, it is the property of Hiromu Arakawa.
I wrote this fic originally for another couple but then I rewrote it. Inspired by a video I watched.
Enjoy.
"Mmmph." Roy stretched his arms as he woke up. His head felt like jelly and he didn't know where he was but he was sure it looked like a hospital. Suddenly, a woman stood beside his bed, he didn't notice her there at first.
"Hey." She said. Roy was dumbfounded. As messy as her blonde hair was, it still matched her beautiful, big, brown eyes. She looked tired, bags were obvious under her eyes. Even so, Roy said the first thing that came to his mind. "Wow, you're beautiful." She giggled at what he said. She tilted her head and looked at him once more. "Thank you, you don't say that to me often anymore." Roy frowned. "I don't? Damn, I'm a douche. Hold up, we...we know each other?"
Again, she burst into laughter, this time tears were rolling from her eyes. Roy was seriously confused. If he knew this lady, he would tell her she's beautiful every day. "Oh, my, I'm sorry, Roy. I just find this really, really, amusing." Roy scratched his head and asked. "Why? Am I a bad person? But seriously, you're gorgeous. What's your name? Do you have a boyfriend? Tch. Lucky bastard." She still laughed at what he said only this time, she held Roy's hand. "Are you kidding? Roy, I'm Riza ー your wife."
Roy was in a complete shock. When he managed to get out of the shock, he frantically started talking again. "Woah! No way! You...you beautiful goddess...my wife?! Damn! I hit the big time. Wow, I'm awesome. I mean, you must be the prettiest woman in the world. Wait, did we kiss already? Do we have kids?!" Riza couldn't help herself and giggled even more. "No, we don't have children yet but we're trying."
His eyes widened. "We tried?! So...we had...Oh, my goodness! Dammmmmnnnnnn! I'm a lucky bastard." Roy shouted and Riza had to cover his mouth to at least muffle his shouting. "Ssshhh, darling, you're not that stable yet." As Riza tried to stop Roy from shouting, the door opened and a group of people came in. Riza knew them, of course, but Roy probably didn't. Roy looked at them one by one. Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Mei, Jean, Fuery, and Maria all looked at Roy with concern. Roy didn't care and immediately declared his love for Riza. "Hey, people. Do you know that this lady right hereーthis gorgeous goddess beside meーis my wife. You can say I'm a very, very lucky guy."
Everybody looked at him like he was crazy. After seeing the confused looked on their faces, Riza decided to explain what was happening. "The anesthesia still has an effect on him. It will probably wear off later. He's been saying the craziest stuff since he woke up." Ed laughed. "No wonder he sounds like a crazy person. The Roy I know wouldn't dare declare his love for you in front of us." They all laughed and looked at Roy who was starting to get sleepy.
As drowsy as he was, he called Riza. "Hey, gorgeous. Will you hold my hand while I sleep? I'm afraid you'll run off with that blonde-haired bastard." Before he closed his eyes, he looked at Jean angrily. With his eyes closed, he whispered. "I love you, gorgeous." Riza smiled and whispered back. "I love you too."