"Jack Walker is my name call me Jackie please" said Jack Walker aka Jackie. Joel glared at him and his stupid hair and walked away "Jack Walker call me Jackie please more like call me shitass please." he was really mad so he drank a lot of beer and passed out. He woke up the next morning in a Wal Mart holding a bottle of soda and he wasn't sure how he got there but he didn't really care. Instead he got up and stumbled around until he found the exit (he actually left through the enter but dont tell anyone this). He saw Spenser talking to Jack Walker aka Jackie. He was really upset that Jack Walker aka Jackie was so good at making friends (Joel has like 3 friends he is really jealous). "God dmanit. *dammit." he slurred and walked over to Spenser and Jack Walker aka Jackie. He "accidentally" stepped on Jackie's foot and Jack Walker aka Jackie was like "How could this happen to 3" and started crying and Spenser was like "Jojo what the fuck" and Joel got really mad and said "Don't fukcnig call me Jojos or I wiLL BURN DOWN YUOR HOSUE! *HOUSE." Jack Walker aka Jackie was crying really loud it was upsetting the whole city. They made Jack Walker aka Jackie go to the Doctor and apparently Joel stepped on Jack Walker aka Jackie's foot so hard it was bleeding. Joel felt really accomplished and decided to celebrate by drinking 5x more than the average person and yet he seemed fine. He has a hell of an alcohol tolerance. He has been drinking like this for 7 years how does he handle it. How is he even alive