DK: Hiya! Okay, this is my first fic.and my first attempt at a humorous
fic, so don't flame me, onegai! It's PG-13, just to be safe. Normal
disclaimers: Yu-Gi-Oh! and all of its characters belong to.uh, the people
who made it! NOT ME! Got it? So don't sue me, alrighty?
Yami Bakura: I can't believe you did this to me. DK: Whaddya mean?
Yami Bakura: You put me in this horribly degrading story! Which I'm too afraid to read, after hearing you explain some of it to Ryou.
DK: Well, you might as well read it, because now it's available for the whole world to read! ^^ And now, enough of this crap, onto the story!
"It's da weekend! YES! I'm so happy, I could cry!" Jounouchi yelled into the sky,
attracting some awkward looks from the other students. The brunette next to him, Anzu,
hit Jounouchi over the head.
"Will you shut up?! That's the third time you've said that today, in the past five
minutes!" Jounouchi grinned sheepishly. But, then, he DID have a good reason to be happy.
After all, it was the weekend where operation "Hyper Yami's" would be put into action!
What is operation Hyper Yami's, you ask? Oh, you'll find out.(A/N: *grins evilly*)
As Jounouchi and Anzu walked out to the front of the school, a short,
multicolored-haired boy, known only as Yuugi Mutou, met them. He smiled happily,
holding onto the straps of his backpack. Yes, he was one kawaii little 9th grader!
"So, you guys ARE coming to the sleep-over, right?" Yuugi asked the two.
"Of course!" Anzu replied.
"Wouldn't miss it for da world, pal!" Jounouchi told Yuugi, a devilish smirk
plastered on his face.
"Great! Now I've just gotta make sure Ryou and Honda are coming, and we're all
set!" Yuugi said. The trio walked out to the sidewalk next to the road, and parted ways,
each going home to prepare for the sleepover. Well, actually, two were going home to
prepare for the sleepover. One was going home to prepare for what was going to be the
best damn night of his life!
Yuugi burst through the door of the Turtle Game Shop, sprinting into the living
room, and belly flopping onto the couch. Of course, he forgot that he was wearing the
Millennium Puzzle, and it wound up jabbing him in the stomach when he landed. Ouch.
// Aibou? Maybe you should calm down, before you hurt yourself.again. //
That little voice inside Yuugi's head would be Yami Yuugi, Yuugi's alter ego who lived
inside the Millennium Puzzle. Yes, they can communicate mentally. Don't sound so
surprised.
/ I can't calm down, Yami! We're having the sleepover tonight! TONIGHT!!! /
//Yes, I know, but what fun will it be if your hurt? //
/ Yami, it'd be fun even if I were dead! / Yuugi laughed mentally, sat up on the couch,
and grabbed the phone from the table. He quickly dialed the Honda's phone number,
which he'd memorized long ago.
"Hullo?" came Honda's voice on the other end.
"Hey, Honda, it's Yuugi!" he chirped happily. Yami Yuugi decided that he was
tired of being in the puzzle, so he separated from it and Yuugi, appearing beside the short
boy with a flash of light.
"So, you're coming to the sleepover tonight, right?"
"Yup! I'm already getting my stuff packed up! I can't wait!" Honda replied. What
Yuugi didn't know was that Honda was smirking evilly. He and Jounouchi were the two
that were going to put operation Hyper Yami's into operation.
"Alright, cool! Be here at 7:00! I gotta call Ryou now, so, bye!" Yuugi told
Honda quickly, and before Honda even had a chance to say "bye" as well, Yuugi had
hung up. And started dialing Ryou's number.
Currently, at Ryou's house, Ryou was trying to work on a book report while his
yami, Yami Bakura, was yelling at him for every little error he made.
No! That's NOT what happened next! And you don't spell the character's names like THAT!
Yami.please, I can do this on my own.
Apparently, you can't, because THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL THE CHARACTER'S NAMES!!!
Ryou would have covered his ears at the sheer loudness of his yami, if it weren't
for the fact that he was yelling at him mentally. Luckily, the phone rang right before
Yami Bakura got to start another one of his "Can't you do anything right?" rants.
"Hello, Bakura residence." Ryou said politely.
"Hi, Ryou, it's Yuugi! I was just wondering if you were coming to the sleepover
tonight?"
Ryou shifted uncomfortably. He hadn't really been looking forward to this sleepover, and
knew his yami wouldn't want to stay at Yuugi's house for a whole night and a morning.
It wasn't as though Yami Bakura would let Ryou take off the Millennium Ring, either. So
Ryou was stuck between a rock and a hard place, as the old saying goes.
"Well.I have a lot of homework to do, so I'm not sure if I should." Ryou lied. The
truth was, he didn't have any homework, and that book report wasn't due for another
week. He just didn't want to know what his yami would do to him if he went to the
sleepover. While Yami Bakura wasn't usually "cruel", he did have a habit of resorting to
violence when extremely frustrated or angry with Ryou.
"Aw, come on Ryou, it'll be fun! You can do your homework when you get
home! There'll still be time! Besides, it won't be as fun without you." Yuugi said
in his pleading voice. Ryou sighed, and decided that it might be a good idea for
him to go. He wasn't exactly a social butterfly, and needed to get out a little more
often. "Alright, Yuugi, alright. I'll come." Ryou gave in.
"Yay! Be here by 7:00! See ya!" Yuugi said happily, and, like before, didn't wait
for the person on the other end to say bye. He hung up the phone.
So, you're going to Yuugi's for a sleepover, eh? Yami Bakura's mental tone sounded dangerous.
Uh.yes, yami.
.
Yami?
Yami Bakura didn't answer him, so Ryou prodded him no more. Instead, he
dashed up to his room and started packing for the sleepover.
Yami Yuugi and Yuugi were now sitting on the couch, watching some weird
American show about a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. (A/N: ^^)
"What's the point of this show?" Yami Yuugi asked.
"It's funny, Yami!" Yuugi told his darker half. Yami Yuugi sighed, still not
getting it. And he wondered if Yami Bakura would be coming with Ryou to the
sleepover. If he was, Yami thought, then it was going to be an interesting night.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DK: Well, what did you think? Remember, read and review, please!
Yami Bakura: Yes, because if you don't, I'll be forced to hunt you down and kill you. *smirks evilly*
DK: *sweatdrop* Uh, heh heh, what Yami Bakura means is that we'll just have to keep pestering you to review! Yami Bakura just has this thing with killing people.
Yami Bakura: Give me presents! ^^ Or I'll be forced to kill you.
DK: ^^;;; See what I mean?
Yami Bakura: I can't believe you did this to me. DK: Whaddya mean?
Yami Bakura: You put me in this horribly degrading story! Which I'm too afraid to read, after hearing you explain some of it to Ryou.
DK: Well, you might as well read it, because now it's available for the whole world to read! ^^ And now, enough of this crap, onto the story!
"It's da weekend! YES! I'm so happy, I could cry!" Jounouchi yelled into the sky,
attracting some awkward looks from the other students. The brunette next to him, Anzu,
hit Jounouchi over the head.
"Will you shut up?! That's the third time you've said that today, in the past five
minutes!" Jounouchi grinned sheepishly. But, then, he DID have a good reason to be happy.
After all, it was the weekend where operation "Hyper Yami's" would be put into action!
What is operation Hyper Yami's, you ask? Oh, you'll find out.(A/N: *grins evilly*)
As Jounouchi and Anzu walked out to the front of the school, a short,
multicolored-haired boy, known only as Yuugi Mutou, met them. He smiled happily,
holding onto the straps of his backpack. Yes, he was one kawaii little 9th grader!
"So, you guys ARE coming to the sleep-over, right?" Yuugi asked the two.
"Of course!" Anzu replied.
"Wouldn't miss it for da world, pal!" Jounouchi told Yuugi, a devilish smirk
plastered on his face.
"Great! Now I've just gotta make sure Ryou and Honda are coming, and we're all
set!" Yuugi said. The trio walked out to the sidewalk next to the road, and parted ways,
each going home to prepare for the sleepover. Well, actually, two were going home to
prepare for the sleepover. One was going home to prepare for what was going to be the
best damn night of his life!
Yuugi burst through the door of the Turtle Game Shop, sprinting into the living
room, and belly flopping onto the couch. Of course, he forgot that he was wearing the
Millennium Puzzle, and it wound up jabbing him in the stomach when he landed. Ouch.
// Aibou? Maybe you should calm down, before you hurt yourself.again. //
That little voice inside Yuugi's head would be Yami Yuugi, Yuugi's alter ego who lived
inside the Millennium Puzzle. Yes, they can communicate mentally. Don't sound so
surprised.
/ I can't calm down, Yami! We're having the sleepover tonight! TONIGHT!!! /
//Yes, I know, but what fun will it be if your hurt? //
/ Yami, it'd be fun even if I were dead! / Yuugi laughed mentally, sat up on the couch,
and grabbed the phone from the table. He quickly dialed the Honda's phone number,
which he'd memorized long ago.
"Hullo?" came Honda's voice on the other end.
"Hey, Honda, it's Yuugi!" he chirped happily. Yami Yuugi decided that he was
tired of being in the puzzle, so he separated from it and Yuugi, appearing beside the short
boy with a flash of light.
"So, you're coming to the sleepover tonight, right?"
"Yup! I'm already getting my stuff packed up! I can't wait!" Honda replied. What
Yuugi didn't know was that Honda was smirking evilly. He and Jounouchi were the two
that were going to put operation Hyper Yami's into operation.
"Alright, cool! Be here at 7:00! I gotta call Ryou now, so, bye!" Yuugi told
Honda quickly, and before Honda even had a chance to say "bye" as well, Yuugi had
hung up. And started dialing Ryou's number.
Currently, at Ryou's house, Ryou was trying to work on a book report while his
yami, Yami Bakura, was yelling at him for every little error he made.
No! That's NOT what happened next! And you don't spell the character's names like THAT!
Yami.please, I can do this on my own.
Apparently, you can't, because THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL THE CHARACTER'S NAMES!!!
Ryou would have covered his ears at the sheer loudness of his yami, if it weren't
for the fact that he was yelling at him mentally. Luckily, the phone rang right before
Yami Bakura got to start another one of his "Can't you do anything right?" rants.
"Hello, Bakura residence." Ryou said politely.
"Hi, Ryou, it's Yuugi! I was just wondering if you were coming to the sleepover
tonight?"
Ryou shifted uncomfortably. He hadn't really been looking forward to this sleepover, and
knew his yami wouldn't want to stay at Yuugi's house for a whole night and a morning.
It wasn't as though Yami Bakura would let Ryou take off the Millennium Ring, either. So
Ryou was stuck between a rock and a hard place, as the old saying goes.
"Well.I have a lot of homework to do, so I'm not sure if I should." Ryou lied. The
truth was, he didn't have any homework, and that book report wasn't due for another
week. He just didn't want to know what his yami would do to him if he went to the
sleepover. While Yami Bakura wasn't usually "cruel", he did have a habit of resorting to
violence when extremely frustrated or angry with Ryou.
"Aw, come on Ryou, it'll be fun! You can do your homework when you get
home! There'll still be time! Besides, it won't be as fun without you." Yuugi said
in his pleading voice. Ryou sighed, and decided that it might be a good idea for
him to go. He wasn't exactly a social butterfly, and needed to get out a little more
often. "Alright, Yuugi, alright. I'll come." Ryou gave in.
"Yay! Be here by 7:00! See ya!" Yuugi said happily, and, like before, didn't wait
for the person on the other end to say bye. He hung up the phone.
So, you're going to Yuugi's for a sleepover, eh? Yami Bakura's mental tone sounded dangerous.
Uh.yes, yami.
.
Yami?
Yami Bakura didn't answer him, so Ryou prodded him no more. Instead, he
dashed up to his room and started packing for the sleepover.
Yami Yuugi and Yuugi were now sitting on the couch, watching some weird
American show about a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. (A/N: ^^)
"What's the point of this show?" Yami Yuugi asked.
"It's funny, Yami!" Yuugi told his darker half. Yami Yuugi sighed, still not
getting it. And he wondered if Yami Bakura would be coming with Ryou to the
sleepover. If he was, Yami thought, then it was going to be an interesting night.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DK: Well, what did you think? Remember, read and review, please!
Yami Bakura: Yes, because if you don't, I'll be forced to hunt you down and kill you. *smirks evilly*
DK: *sweatdrop* Uh, heh heh, what Yami Bakura means is that we'll just have to keep pestering you to review! Yami Bakura just has this thing with killing people.
Yami Bakura: Give me presents! ^^ Or I'll be forced to kill you.
DK: ^^;;; See what I mean?