ShadowCasper: Hi This is my first time writing a naruto yaoi story. So please be nice.
Rating: T
Parings: Kisame X Itachi, Ragia X Ranmaru, Zabuza X Haku, Sasori X Deidara, Zetus X Tobi.
Summary When Kisame and Itachi first meet they both fell for each other. But because of the 6 year age difference Kisame doesn't think it will work out. With a party and the help of his friends can Kisame and Itachi get together?
Acting likea Pervert.
Chapter 1- Thinking likea Pervert.
Kisame Hoshigaki was franticly pacing around his room waiting for his four best friends to arrive. He had just returned to collage after his weekend break at home and he was in desperate need of advice. Right on cue Kisame's dorm room door was slammed open and his friends came hurrying across the fresh hold.
"What wrong? What happened? Who died?" Zetsu panted doubling over trying to catch his breath. The other three were in no better shape. Zabuza and Raiga were both leaning against the door frame while Sasori was on all fours gasping for air.
"No-one dies I just wanted your advice on something." Kisame stated matter of fatly sitting on his bed.
"Advice you sounded really desperate on the phone and said it was important." Raiga moved into a standing position breathe evening out.
"Well it is important. Kinda. You guys sit down and get your breath back while I go get some drinks Kay." Rising from his bed Kisame left his room and made his way to the vending machine down the hall.
Kisame chuckled slightly at the previous sight of his friend. They weren't very fit but still managed to come running when something was wrong. Although Kisame would never admit it he really appreciated there concern.
Turning back to his room with four bottles of water Kisame began to ponder over how he was going to start discussing his 'issues' with his friends. He'd never really had bovver in this department before and didn't like what it was doing to him. Deciding that a straight forward approach always worked best Kisame re-entered his room.
Chucking his friends there water with a quick "here" Kisame sat down on the floor resting his back against his bed, since Sasori was sprawled across his bed.
"So what so important that you called us here at 11:45 pm and couldn't wait till tomorrow to tell us?" Zabuza asked taking a gulp of his water.
Well here goes. Taking in a deep breath Kisame started. "I'm having man problems." Pausing to see the reaction of his friend's Kisame was met but four very disturbed faces. "As in I like someone. Not something like that." He quickly snapped flushing slightly.
"OHH we thought there was something wrong with lil Kisame." Sasori chuckled.
"There's nothing wrong with little Kisame."
"Well now that we know you dick is fine are you gonna tell us what's up?" Zabuza yawned.
"I told you I LIKE someone."
"So you've liked people before what so wrong about this guy?" Zetus asked.
"Well I met him this weekend his one of my brother's friends."
"One of your brothers friends like in the same class, as in, not a sempia?" when Kisame nodded Raiga let out a bark like laughter. "You pervert you brothers six years younger than you. HAHAHA. Kisame fancy's a 15 year old."
"That's what the problem is" Kisame snapped glaring at Raiga, who was now rolling on the floor howling with laughter.
Coming to Kisame aid Sasori quickly snorted. "It's not like you can talk Raiga. Last time we went to Kisame you were practically undressing Ranmaru with your intense stares." This quickly shut Raiga up.
"YOU WERE CHEKING OUT MY LITTLE BROTHER?" Kisame roared leaping on Raiga and grapping him into a headlock.
Choking Raiga yelped. "I give I give just let go you mammoth." When Kisame realised him he quickly continued. "Yes I was checking out your brother, but seriously Renmaru is totally fine."
Kisame growled moving his face closer to Raiga's "My brother is cute not fine and if next weekend I see you doing or thinking anything dirty about or to him I will rip your balls off and feed them to you. Understood?"
Before Raiga could reply Zabuzan Cut across him. "Why is Raiga going to yours next week?"
With one last glare at Raiga ,Kisame turned to face his other friends. "I forgot to invite you. Next Monday is Ranmaru's birthday so he's having a party. I'm going obviously but mum said I could invite you lot so I won't get bored. Ranmaru likes you guys so it's cool if you could come. You won't have to get him a gift."
"Sure I'll come. But I'm guessing that's not the only reason you want us there. I mean since its Ranmaru party his friends must be going, including a certain blue haired collage student's crush. Right?" Sasori asked. Eyebrow raised.
"Yeah well that was the other thing." Kisame shifted uncomfortably. "If you could you know maybe watch him around me, see if I have a chance."
"Fine. We're better at detecting that sort of thing. But..." Zabuza paused mulling over his words. "If you do get with this boy you have to let Raiga try it on with your brother."
"WHAT. Hell no."
"It's only fair Kisame. That way you both be perverts together." Zetus finished off smirking at his friends.
"WE ARN'T PERVERTS." Both Kisame and Raiga shouted.
"Whatever. What do you say Kisame?" Sasori asked.
With an angry huff Kisame replied. "Fine but Ranmaru's pants stay on till he's 18."
Raiga laughter waving his hand. "Fine fine. Now that we've sorted this out can I go to bed? I'm shattered."
"Sure. Night guys see you at breakfast." Kisame moved over to his bed waving as his friends let each saying goodbye and waving.
Laying back on his bed Kisame let himself get lost in his thoughts. Well one thought really and that was of Itachi. Itachi. What a beautiful name. Kisame couldn't stop thinking about him ever since they'd meet early that morning.
Flashback
The early morning sun rays wokeKisame up from his very sleep. Grumbling the blue haired male got up and cursed himself for not shutting his blinds properly. His bed at home was much more comfortable than the ones at the dorms. Groggily making his way downstairs Kisame could hear loud chatting and laughing coming from their living room.
Walking into the kitchenKisamesmum, Ann, spotted him. "Hello sweaty it's about time you got up it's almost midday."
Grumblingan incoherent answerrKisame took a seat at the breakfast bar waiting for his mother to hand him his breakfast.
There was another loud roar of laughter from the room next door. "Who's next door mum?"
"OhRanmaru has his friends round. There meant to be doing a science project, but it doesn't sound like it." After a short pause as she poured some pancake mix into the frying pan, she added. "Go introduce yourself. Ranmaru wants you to meet them."
Grumblingagain Kisame slid off his seat and made his way towards the living room. Opening the door five different sets of eyes laid on him.
"Morning." Kisame yarned
"Afternoonactually. Guys this is my Ni-San Kisame. Ni-San these are my friends HakuDeidaraTobi and Itachi." Ranmaru said smiling brightly at his older brother.
Kisame glanced over each person as their name was called. Haku, a beautiful man with long brown hair whom, if it was not for his lake of breast, would easily be mistaken for a woman. Deidara, also very pretty with long blond hair held in a high ponytailTobi, had scruffy brown hair and a patch over one eye. The last was Itachi and wow was he gorgeous. The teen had shoulderlength brown/black hair and the most piercing black eyes.
Kisame stayed staring at the teen who was returning his gaze. It wasn't until Itachi eyes had ranked up and down his body did Kisame realise that he was still wearing only his boxers.
Blushing Kisame turned to leave. "Nice to meet you all. Bye." He called over his shoulder
Kisame couldn't wait until next weekend where he would get to meet Itachi aging. He just hoped he didn't end up freezing up like last time.
Turning onto his side kisame frowned. It was true Itachi was only 15 and Kisame 21 but that didn't make him a pervert. Did it?
Well it would if he thought of them together naked. Which he didn't. Much.
Great now thanks to ZetsuI'm thinking like a pervert.
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Sorry if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes.
Chapter 2 Coming soon. –Party like a Pervert-