"Okay, so you all know what you're doing?" Demyx nodded his head to Axel's question, while Roxas frowned.

"Yes, we know, we've been through it 100 times already!" He sighed, and waked his best friend on the shoulder.

"Look, this is our only opportunity. If we fail, we will die, and let everyone down. Have you got the gum Demyx?" Demyx continued nodding his head.

"Well, then give it here!" Demyx continued nodding his head.

"DEMYX!!!!!!"

At the other side of the group, Zexion was searching his school bag.

"You know its better when you do your own homework."

"Look, I don't give a crap about pesticides, okay?" Riku sighed. "So, I need to copy it from somewhere!" Zexion sighed, and pulled out a sheet.

"Here. But don't copy it word for word, or she'll get suspicious. Okay?"

"Thanks." Riku grabbed a pen and started writing. "Oh bugger. SORA!!! COME HERE!!! I NEED TO USE YOUR BACK AS A DESK!!!!"

"DEMYX!!!" Axel bellowed at the top of his voice. "Ah." He leant forward and pulled out one of Demyx's earphones.

"DEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!"

"OW!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!!!?!?!"

"DO YOU HAVE THE BLOODY GUM!?!?!?!"

"Wha? Oh, yeah sure." He reached into his pocket, and pulled out 3 squares of Hubba Bubba Chewing Gum. (Atomic Apple)

"Excellent." Axel grinned. "So, you know the—"

"YES!!!" Roxas and Demyx bellowed at the same time.

Meanwhile, Kairi and Naminé were the only ones acting anywhere near sane. Kairi was flicking through a pop magazine, while Naminé was checking her timetable.

"Did you hear what Axel, Demyx and Roxas are planning to do?" Naminé asked. She, being quite, and thought of as innocent, was the gossip queen of the group. Everyone else were mere pretenders to the throne.

"No." Kairi smiled grimly. "They're not planning to replace all the acid in the labs with mineral water again, are they?"

"No." Naminé laughed, remembering how confused the teachers had been, and how confused the teachers had been. "Nothing like that. You know Larxene?"

"The queen whore? Who doesn't know her?"

"Yeah, well, they're planning to…"

Meanwhile, Sora was being poked with a pen for the 5th time.

"OW! Riku, be careful, okay?"

"No." Riku whacked Sora around the back of his head. "Hold still. If I don't get this in, Miss Mecer will have my ass."

"I didn't now you fancied her!"

The resultant wrestling fight carried on until the bell went for tutor.

The tutor of 9L was tired out. And she had only been teaching for 5 minutes.

"Axel, get off the radiator, you're going to break it."

"No, I'm not." Axel grinned. "I'm not that heavy Miss."

"Oh my… Sora and Riku, what on earth are you doing?"

"DIE AT THE HAND OF MY CHAIR!!!" Riku pushed a chair on top of Sora, who kicked Riku in the leg. The teacher sighed, and sat herself on the desk.

"I give up. Why did I take up teaching?"

"To nurture young minds?" Naminé asked.

"What do you think the people in this class need? Nurture, or to be kicked of this planet?" Miss McKay sighed, and rubbed her temples.

"Fair point."

"MARLUXIA!!! STOP THAT!!!" Miss McKay screamed, as Marluxia started hitting Riku.

"He called me a wanker!!"

"Well, you are a wanker!!!"

"Oh that is it!!!" Marluxia raised his fist again.

"Marluxia!!" Miss McKay sighed. "Now, everyone at some point wants to kill Riku. It is natural. But you must try to resist the urge. Okay?"

"'Kay." Marluxia sat back on his chair, leaning back as far as possible.

"What do you mean, everyone wants to kill me!?" Riku frowned.

"Hands up who has wanted to kill Riku at some point!" Demyx yelled. Everyone in the room, including Miss McKay, raised their hands.

"That's it! I'm going to become emo, like Zexion." Zexion raised his head from his book at that point.

"I AM NOT FUCKING EMO!!!"

"LANGUAGE!!!!"

MWO! MWO! MWO! MWO!!

"BUZZER!!"

"Go on, get out!" The whole of 9L legged it out of the door, often running into each other.

"What do we have first?" Axel yelled, as various tutor groups escaped their rooms.

"MATHS!" Roxas yelled, while grinning.

"Excellent… Demyx, gum, now!"

Most of this is based on stuff that has actually happened in my High School. Yeah, it gets worse.

Oh, by the way, this is an English High School, not American, there is a difference.

I don't own Kingdom Hearts, commit it to memory.