Right now my sister's watching some Exorcism show on the History Channel...and it's creepy!

I don't own Phil of The Future, or else this would be an episode!

Phil is 17 in this story, and Keely's 16. This is the summer before their senior year.

Trials and Tribulations

by Fear and Loathing

Prologue- Sexually Active

Phil walked slowly downstairs, She's finally coming back! Keely's father invited her to stay with him in Florida and she had been there for twenty three days. It's not like they never talked, Phil made sure of that. He text messaged her a good morning and talked to her before bed every night. He raised his hand to run through his messy brown hair, gods he missed her. However his attempt to tame it was futile, but he didn't care. Nothing would bring him down today...

"I always knew this day would come." Pim said glancing at her brother's goofy grin during breakfast. "It was only a matter of time before he lost it. I knew that Blondie was trouble."

"Pim be nice, just because your brother is smiling for no reason does not mean he's crazy." Barb said also glancing at his now crazed smile, with eyebrows raised. "So is Keely coming back or something?"

Phil opened his mouth to answer when he heard a familiar ring. Almost immediately he forgot what he was saying and frantically searched in his never ending pockets for the phone. Barb and Pim watched amazed as Phil freaked out for no apparent reason. Five minutes later he was still struggling, which was amazing. But the real question, Pim reckoned, was why the cell phone was still ringing?

Sighing with relief, Phil opened the still ringing phone and let out a breathy. "Hello?"

"Phil hey what's-wait why are you breathing like that?"

Red flooded his face, and he cleared his throat. It was great that she was calling him, but he wasn't prepared for it. Now he seemed like some weird stalker, his brown eyes were wide in fear. Now she probably knew he loved her-

"Phil? Are you still there?" Her bubbly voice questioned.

"Yeah. I-I'm here. Sorry I just dropped the phone." He was a terrible liar and he knew it.

"Like she actually believes that!" Pim said sniggering rather loudly while ignoring the two glares that were sent her way.

"Don't worry, I do that all time. Anyway I've had so much fun here, I've decided to stay longer."

Phil had hoped, rather foolishly, that she wouldn't love Florida as much he knew she would. Next thing he would know it would be two weeks longer, than another month, until Keely decided that it was actually her destiny to live there. He grabbed his hair in frustration, and growled.

"Did you just growl?"

Damn, she heard him.

"No. But, anyway how long is it gonna be this time?"

"Don't be so dramatic! Hello? I'm the girl here. Probably til school, but anyway the shopping here is great-"

"That's nice. I have to go." With that he hung up the blue cellphone.

Pim decided that it was her job, no responsibility to make him feel as worse as possible. So she stood up and started clapping, her blue eyes wide in fake admiration. "Good Job! You messed that up even more than I could!" She wiped a fake tear away. "Now I must retire to my room, O great one." With one one last sob she ran up the stairs.

Sometimes when Pim made sarcastic comments they were amusing and sometimes they weren't. Like now, Phil thought slamming his head on the wooden table.

Barb winced as his forehead continued repeatedly slapped the the surface. Her son was so melodramatic...and self-inflicting. "Phil I don't think Keely would stay longer if she knew it was bothering you." But like she guessed he just continued to bang his head, so she started washing the dishes again.

Knock-Knock.

Phil ignored his mother's insistence that he'd stop, she didn't understand. His family didn't- an odd tingling washed over his body, stopping him in mid-slam. That was weird, Phil thought rubbing his forehead, it only happened when Keely was around.

Where'd everyone go? He thought walking toward the living room, and yet the feeling didn't leave. Phil looked towards the door and the feeling intensified."Mom, who are you talking to?" She was standing with the door wide open, chatting happily with another.

"MOTHER?" He said impatiently.

All of a sudden a blur sped toward him, a blonde beautiful blur, and jumped on him. Immediately (A/N: I like that word..) his arms wrapped around her waist, and spun them around. Keely buried her head in his neck, shutting her eyes, giggling all the while. After a few mintues of spinning and a sick feeling coming over him he finally set her down.

"I tricked ya didn't I?" She said, blinding him with a brilliant smile. "You are not gonna guess what I got you!"

"You didn't have to get me anything." Phil said shyly.

"Oh please, like I could pass up shopping for any reason. But I wasn't sure what you wanted and Willy said that-"

"Willy?" he said quickly, interupting her.

"What? Ohhhhh," she said understanding. "You don't know Willy?"

He shook his head.

"Willy is my dad's neighbor's boy. Well actually his name is William, but he's the one who showed me around. Are you sure that I didn't tell you?"

"Postive." He replied bitterly.

She started rummaging through her newly forgotten bags, and when Keely stood up she had pictures in hand.

"Here." She cocked her head to side studying him. "When did you get so tall?"

He ignored her as he opened the book, and immediately (A/N: yeah i told you...) he saw Willy. Keely was laying out on the beach while William was making a sandcastle. She was wearing a white two piece that left her-

"practically naked."

"Please Phil, you've seen me wearing less than that."

"So I'm you best friend! I'm allowed to!" His face colored slightly at his words, but continued on. "What are you trying to say?"

"Well," Keely sneered. "he does let me call him Willy. Unlike you, who hates it when I call you anything but Phil."

"So why don't you go back if your such good friends?"

Keely was mad, very mad, she was way beyond mad. Her madness was burning with the white hot intensity of 1,000 burning - okay I think you get it. But she wasn't stupid (contrary to popular belief) and she saw the underlying hurt Philly-Willy felt.

"Please, Willy was lame. He was the only one who would talk to me because I'm not rich. You know your my best friend, and if anyway gets to see me half naked-IT'S YOU!" She cheered getting caught up in the moment.

"And you tell me I'm the bad influence?" Pim scoffed, appearing out of no where. "Please Blondie over here's sexually active."

Everyone's jaw dropped, okay it was only like three people but I the dramatic effect was needed.

"NO I'M NOT!"

"I can't believe she said 'sexually active'. I mean what is she 70?"

"Pim what did I tell you? There is to be no talk about anyone's sex life-"

Phil glared at her.

"...or lack there of in the kitchen."

Keely sighed dramatically."Why does my life have to be so interesting?"

The urge to roll his eyes was unbearable.

Chapter 1- Keely shows him what she got him and discovers she's getting stalked...

This fic will be funny at times, scary, sad anythin you can think of!

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Fear and Loathing