DISCLAIMER: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
~ An Absence of Dessert ~
"Aww, she's cute. I'm jealous,"
the swirly-browed princess stated,
and with those five words,
a new future became fated.
Although such a union won't
produce a pair that breeds,
Mama was now certain that lesbians
are exactly what her family needs.
Although the Germa king argued,
Mama didn't cater to his objection.
Their daughters were getting married;
She needed Reiju for her collection.
The third son was set free
and he practically flew
as he fled the island
to return to his crew.
What beautiful, blushing brides
the two young women did make.
But at the wedding reception,
Big Mom ate the entire cake.
~oOo~