Personally I loved Master Makarov's punishment for the race Fairytail held. I really wanted see them dress all pretty, but of course they wimped out, so I decided why not create my own punishment for each of them?
"Master, you can't be serious, can you?"
"I am serious beyond measurement." "You idiots have caused so much property damages on your missions, Fairytail's bank is lower than its ever been."
"But that's no reason to punish everyone, when it's only certain people doing that."
"Nope, I have made up my mid already. Everyone should prepare themselves for the worst day of their miserable lives."
Punishment One: Natsu(of course)
Mirajane finished placing the last metal locks on the chains. She pulled them as hard as she could to make sure the chains were on tightly.
"Ok master, I'm done."
A thick, savory aroma soon filled the empty guildhall. Lisanna placed two silver covered platters on the long table. She goes back into the back of the bar and repeats until the whole table is filled with plates, platters, and drinks one could fill their heart's content at.
"Hey, did you eat the night before?" she asked the man tied in the chair.
His stomach answers for him.
She smirks and goes to open the guild doors to the anticipating members, who would all participate in the delightful event.
Mirajane and master choose each person's seat precisely, placing Lucy and Happy far from the subject, and Gray and Gajeel as close as they could.
"Aw fuck," the subject curses when the blanket of white is removed form his eyes, and he can see everyone-more importantly, everything.
The hickory glazed turkey take middle plate as the main course; however that doesn't mean the other meats around it aren't tempting to the mouth. The chicken is seasoned with a garlic and herb baste. The ham is steaming with a cloud of sweet, fruity, mouth-watering deliciousness.
The meats take first prize in the main course contest, but what about the veggies; the steamed bunches, steamed in a sugary and spicy broth. The grilled ones that fill the air with their smoky, tantalizing aroma. However, don't leave out the ones chopped and cooked with a brackish pasta and seasoned with all types of spices-oregano, cilantro, rosemary.
But what about the desserts? They take the cake for some of the mouth watering dishes on the table. The strawberry cake-currently being devoured by Erza- was made to be silky and smooth. It's so airy, it practically melts in your mouth.
"Hey Natsu, you know, this has to my favorite dessert," Gray teased the poor subject.
"Fuck off ice for brains," Natsu spat.
"What's wrong pink-haired pansy? Do you wanna taste?" he asked, holding a spoon of the light, creamy frosting off of the Velvet cake.
Natsu gritted his teeth.
"What's wrong? Just taste it," Gray tempted, waving the spoon around.
He knew good and well why Natsu couldn't even place a centimeter of his tongue on that spoon. Gramps had said exactly this, "Natsu, even lay one taste bud on any of the food Lisanna prepared for today, and you will-by yourself- rebuild all 14 cities Fairytail has destroyed in the past 3 weeks."
Gray licked the spoon clean-in the most sensual and sexual way possible. Natsu gritted his teeth at a faster rate; soon enough his teeth will be as dull as a butter knife.
"Gajeel, why aren't you trying to torture Natsu?" Mirajane asked, bringing him a tall glass of beer.
"Not in the mood, although, I will admit seeing Salamander like this almost makes me smile," Gajeel replied. Mirajane smiled and left.
"Assholes. Both of you," Natsu said under his breath.
"What's that, Natsu? You want some food?" Gray comically asked. He whispered around for everyone to pass him a plate of meat. Of course Juvia was the one who got it for him.
Gray stabbed the slice of turkey with a fork and waved it under Natsu's nose. Natsu shifted around but kept his mouth shut. It was driving him crazy. Gray was a sick asshole.
Can't wait till he gets his punishment
After half an hour of Gray being an real asshole, master declared Natsu's punishment over. Natsu sighed in relief. As soon as Mirajane released the final lock on Natsu, he jumped on top of Gray. Just as Natsu fist was about connect with Gray's nose, Master stopped him, saying it was time for Gray to serve his own. The grin on master's face was unsettling to everyone.
Natsu got off Gray and Mirajane came towards him with a pair of handcuffs and Juvia.
Natsu started laughing and telling Gray about the sweet grace of karma. Gray raised his fist to punch Natsu, but Mira cuffed him before his hand could connect to Natsu's face.
"Hey Natsu, master needs your help for someone else's punishment," Lisanna said. He followed her to the bathroom. "Master is waiting for you in there," Lisanna explained and left.
Punishment Two: Gajeel
Lisanna and Elfman pushed all of the tables in the guild to side and started to set up for Gajeel's punishment. Lisanna pulls out the long metal rod and stations it by hammering it on the floor.
"Hey Elfman, can you call Master?" Lisanna asks her brother. He nods and goes to the bathroom.
"Hey Master, Lisanna needs help with someth-" Elfman says before witnessing the greatest sight in history.
Master quickly leaves the bathroom and goes to assist Lisanna.
"How did you get stuck in that getup?" Elfman asked.
"Honestly, I have no fucking clue," Natsu replied. He looked at himself in the mirror. I don't look half bad. I look pretty damn sexy if I do say so myself.
"If you're done drooling over yourself, it's time for your entrance."
Natsu left the bathroom and Elfman yelled out to him, "Real men do this Natsu, don't be ashamed."
"I'm not!" Natsu yelled back.
Natsu confidently and slowly walks towards the installed pole. Gajeel-regretting his whole life and waking up this morning- gulps in apprehension. The lights simmer down, and the rest of the guild watches what will happen.
A single spotlight is shone on Natsu, and the whole guild is silent. Electric music starts to play. Natsu starts to unbutton the top buttons of his thin white shirt. Gajeel starts getting uneasy.
Natsu moves in perfect harmony with the music and completely takes off his shirt and throws it to the side, covering poor Wendy's already dying eyes.
Natsu then tore his pants away, revealing a black stripper thong. It was then that it hit everyone. Natsu was stripping. The whole guild roared with excitement. Gajeel didn't say anything, but his face told everything. He was shocked, disgusted, and ready to bleach out his eyes.
It got even better. Natsu slowly made his way towards Gajeel. The same way Master told Natsu that he couldn't eat anything, Master said Gajeel couldn't close his eyes.
Gajeel got the full show. Natsu made his way back to the pole and proceeded to do what no one thought Natsu could/would do in a million years-pole dance. He moved his hips and his torso up and caught the pole with his left foot and spun upside down. Then he opened his legs out wide and twisted his body on the pole. He flipped his upper body up so that he was in a sitting position. He slowly slid down, opening his legs out again to a split.
He got off the floor and went to Gajeel again, this time shaking his hips in a forward motion. This earned him some applause from everyone else. Happy stuffed some money into Natsu's thong and winked saying, "It's from Lucy." The whole guild went, "Ooooooo"
"You lying cat!" Lucy cursed. Her flushed face didn't convince everyone that it was a lie though.
Finally Gajeel spoke. "Salmander, if you don't get your fucking dick out of my face and into Bunny Girl's mouth, I'll kill you."
Lucy's already red face turned redder, and Natsu's cheeks tinted pink.
"Come on baby, you know you want it," Natsu replied, following the cue notes Master told him to say. The whole guild burst into tears of pure blissful laughter.
The music began to die down, and Natsu left and posed by the pole.
If it wasn't fate, then I don't know what one can call what happened next. Jason-the reporter for Sorcerer Weekly-walked into the guild and snapped a beautiful photo of Natsu by the pole.
"This is amazing. Fairytail has now gone into the stripping business!" he exclaimed. "Who's the next stripper going to be?" he asked, his camera ready.
Lucy-still pissed-blurted out Gajeel's name. Jason wrote everything down in his notebook.
"I ain't becoming no stripper!" Gajeel protested.
"Then who is?" Jason asked.
"Ice Princess over here," Gajeel lied.
"Don't bring my precious Gray-sama into your silly squabble!" Juvia defended.
"What about the ladies? None of you want to try your hand at it?" Jason asked.
"No. It's demeaning to women," Lucy argued, crossing her arms over her chest.
Erza then reequipped into an outfit that left little to the imagination. She pulled Natsu close to her and declared that she wouldn't let him be shamed alone.
"This is so cool!" Jason exclaimed, freaking out.
He took a couple shots of Erza and Natsu and then left.
"So master, whose punishment is next?" Mira asked him.
Master replied, "It's Erza."
"I am prepared for my punishment, whatever it may be," she declared.
Honestly, Gajeel's was my favorite to write. I don't even know where I got the idea for his from, but I am so glad I did. "Come on baby, you know you want it."-Favorite line