Trial By Furry - Kim thinks she can do anything, but can she defend Drakken when he's put on trial by a bunch of talking critters for 'crimes against inhumanity'! Uh oh! Is Kim Possible going 'funny animal' on us? Well, not quite. First in a series of stories that will blow the lid off the world of Kim Possible and lead to The Last Kim Possible Story. Whatever you do, do not reveal the surprise shock ending!
Lurker: Greetings. I am The Lurker! Unseen, yet ever present! I see all, and know much. Nothing escapes my omnipresent eyes. I am always watching, always waiting for the moment when I make my presence known. Such a moment has now arrived, for I have seen the fate of Kim Possible! Know you, O Kim Possible fan, that in the waning days of her long and storied career, Kim Possible faced challenges unimaginable! It all started innocently enough, when...
Voice from off camera: There he is! There's the guy who was peeping into my daughter's room!
Lurker: Excuse me. Hey! The curtains were open AND she had a 40 inch TV! That's practically an invitation!
Voice: Get him!
Lurker: Ah. It appears they will not listen to reason. Enjoy the story. Gottogo! Hnf hnf hfff! Oh yeah hff! Don't reveal the ending!
Voice: Stop! Police!
Trial By Furry
A Kim Possible Teleplay by Shawn Q. Evans
Kim Possible and related characters copyright Walt Disney Co.
Effie M. Bondie copyright 2006 Shawn Q. Evans
Watch Kim Possible on Disney Channel, ABC Kids and Toon Disney. Check local listings.
Opening - Kim and Ron at Ron's house. They're watching TV.
Ron: Commercial! All right! Snack break! You want any snackage, Kim?
Kim: That's okay. I don't want to spoil my between meal snackage.
Ron walks to the kitchen.
Ron: Suit yourself!
Doorbell rings.
Ron (off camera): Kim, can you get that? I'm kind of busy!
Kim stops in the kitchen and sees what Ron's doing. He's trying to pry Bueno Nacho food out of the freezer. It's stuffed full of the Mexican meals.
Kim: Um, Ron, why is your freezer full of Bueno Nacho?
Ron: Oh. That. They're going to be closed for the holiday, so I thought I'd stock up.
Kim: Ah. Need a hand?
Doorbell rings again. Ron struggles with the food.
Ron: No, no. I got it! Almost! Errrr! Just answer that, 'kay?
Kim answers the door. It's a delivery man with a package for Ron.
Kim delivers it to Ron, who's now chiseling the frozen food out of the food glacier it's trapped in.
Kim: It's for you, Nanook.
Ron turns and takes the package.
Ron: Coolio! It's the ferretmobile I got off epaytoomuch!
The freezer rumbles.
Kim: Uh, Ron?
Ron: What?
The freezer spills all it's contents onto Ron and the floor.
Ron: Heh. Told you I'd get it!
Sound effect: SPLAT
Kim: What was that?
Ron: Sounds like something hit the screen door! You didn't leave the front door open, did..
A carrier pigeon (Mercury from Valiant) lies on the ground in front of the screen door.
Ron:..you? Oh my gosh! Are you okay, little fella?
Rufus sticks his head out of Ron's pocket.
The dizzy pigeon gets on his feet.
Mercury: Ohhhh! Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Rufus: He'sfine.
Ron notices the message the pigeon is carrying.
Ron: Hey, little dude. You got something for me?
Mercury: Here you go, sir! Have a smashing day, laddie!
The pigeon flies off. A bit erratic at first, but he manages to fly in a sort of line.
Ron: You going to be okay? Guess he is.
Kim: What is it, Ron? Spill!
Rufus finally sees the mound of melting Bueno Nacho, and dives in.
Ron: It's some sort of...summons?
Ron: Hey, Rufus! Save some of that for later!
Kim: A summons?
Ron: Uh, yeah. Ronald Stoppable and Kimberly Possible are ordered to appear as witnesses in the court of the USA...
Ron & Kim both read it (Kim reads it over Ron's shoulder).
Ron & Kim: ...The United Species Alliance?
Ron and Kim look at each other, then both look at Rufus. Rufus is gorging himself on Bueno Nacho.
Ron & Kim: Rufus!
Rufus stops eating.
Rufus: Uhoh.
Theme Song
Next: Kim and Ron travel to the animals' city and meet...a blue fox?
Plus: Why they got the summons. Things get strange, but there's a reason for it.