Love-Matic-Torquester
By THe Seitz
DICK: What is this?
DELIVERY MAN: Love Tester. Where do you want it?
DICK: I didn't order a Love Tester!
DELIVERY MAN: The author of this story says you ordered a Love Tester, now
where should I put it?
DICK:*Sigh* over by the TV.
*The Delivery Man dumps it over by the TV, plugs it in and leaves.*
DICK: This is stupid.
DUDLEY: We met again, huh lad!
DICK: TORQUE!?
DUDLEY: Yep.
DICK: What are you doing im my Love Tester? Never mind that, get you of my
love tester and go to Hell!
DUDLEY: I was in Hell, but I was jumping on the Hellish Trampoline-
DICK: They don'thave trampolines in Hell.
DUDLEY:Who's telling the story here?
DICK:*Sigh* Go on.
DUDLEY: Well i was jumping on the trampoline and I went one to high and my
sould slamed into this here Love Tester.
DICK: Ok? But why do I have the Love Tester?
DUDLEY: Because the author of the story said so?
DICK: Fair enough.
DUDLEY: Now listen to me lad. TO get out of this machine I'm gonna have to
do 100 good deeds, then my sould can return to the afterlife.
DICK: You mean hell.
DUDLEY: Rub it my face what don'tcha!
DICK: Sorry. Wait a second! That good deeds thing sounds like the plot to
an old Nickelodeon show!
DUDLEY: You watch Nickelodeon?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
DICK: Grabing his gun! I got a better way to send you back to the
"afterlife!"
GUN: BANG!
*Wayne Manor*
PHONE: RING!
BRUCE: Hello?
DICK: Bruce Torque died but went to hell and jumped on the trampoline there
and ended up in my love tester then made fun of me cause I like Nickelodeon
and I shot him!
BRUCE: Dick, listen to me. Right now I have to deal with a deformed actor
who's killing off my evil villians, in Gotham Nights I'm gonna get stuck
doing something with Huntress again, I have to fight SUPERMAN in my own
title, and then go and rescue Blink in Legends. Not to mention that Cain is
about to break out of jail and I have no doubt I'm gonna get stuck doing
something is Cassandra's book. As you can see my plate is kinda full at the
moment, what I don't need is you and Harper getting drunk and playing "Let's
Prank Call Batman."
*Click*
BRUCE: I can't beleive that boy still waches Nickelodeon.
fin
By THe Seitz
DICK: What is this?
DELIVERY MAN: Love Tester. Where do you want it?
DICK: I didn't order a Love Tester!
DELIVERY MAN: The author of this story says you ordered a Love Tester, now
where should I put it?
DICK:*Sigh* over by the TV.
*The Delivery Man dumps it over by the TV, plugs it in and leaves.*
DICK: This is stupid.
DUDLEY: We met again, huh lad!
DICK: TORQUE!?
DUDLEY: Yep.
DICK: What are you doing im my Love Tester? Never mind that, get you of my
love tester and go to Hell!
DUDLEY: I was in Hell, but I was jumping on the Hellish Trampoline-
DICK: They don'thave trampolines in Hell.
DUDLEY:Who's telling the story here?
DICK:*Sigh* Go on.
DUDLEY: Well i was jumping on the trampoline and I went one to high and my
sould slamed into this here Love Tester.
DICK: Ok? But why do I have the Love Tester?
DUDLEY: Because the author of the story said so?
DICK: Fair enough.
DUDLEY: Now listen to me lad. TO get out of this machine I'm gonna have to
do 100 good deeds, then my sould can return to the afterlife.
DICK: You mean hell.
DUDLEY: Rub it my face what don'tcha!
DICK: Sorry. Wait a second! That good deeds thing sounds like the plot to
an old Nickelodeon show!
DUDLEY: You watch Nickelodeon?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
DICK: Grabing his gun! I got a better way to send you back to the
"afterlife!"
GUN: BANG!
*Wayne Manor*
PHONE: RING!
BRUCE: Hello?
DICK: Bruce Torque died but went to hell and jumped on the trampoline there
and ended up in my love tester then made fun of me cause I like Nickelodeon
and I shot him!
BRUCE: Dick, listen to me. Right now I have to deal with a deformed actor
who's killing off my evil villians, in Gotham Nights I'm gonna get stuck
doing something with Huntress again, I have to fight SUPERMAN in my own
title, and then go and rescue Blink in Legends. Not to mention that Cain is
about to break out of jail and I have no doubt I'm gonna get stuck doing
something is Cassandra's book. As you can see my plate is kinda full at the
moment, what I don't need is you and Harper getting drunk and playing "Let's
Prank Call Batman."
*Click*
BRUCE: I can't beleive that boy still waches Nickelodeon.
fin