This is so strange. I just randomly thought of it, so here you go.

I own nothing :(. Apart from the story. But all the characters are JKR's. "Padfoot, what the HELL are you doing?"


"Watching the sun rise."

"It's three o'clock in the morning, the sun doesn't rise for another four or so hours!"

"I don't want to miss it! It might quickly slip up when I'm not looking and then suddenly it'll be day and I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see it again!"

"You're such an idiot."

"You're just jealous, Moony,"

"Why?"

"Well, you just are. I mean, obviously you fancy me because Prongs and Wormy haven't woken up. Clearly you have been watching me for a while."

"I happen to be a very light sleeper. And your screeching didn't help!"

"I wasn't screeching, I was singing, like the birds."

"Oh, so now you're a bird?"

"Of course not, I'm a dog."

"You don't even make sense."

"Who cares? I'm handsome, charming, funny, need I go on?"

"You are seriously annoying, you know that?"

"No. I'm seriously Sirius."

"Goodnight."

"Nighty night. Don't let the bed bugs bite!"

"Padfoot, what the HELL are you doing?"

"Prongs! So nice of you to join us!"


Yeah, so... that's pretty much it.

Any reviews?