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(I do own a crush on Jess and Tristan though! Hehehe!)

AN/ This is about Lorelai telling Luke about her dream in the season premiere.

"Hey Luke." Lorelai said dully walking into the diner, and sitting down on a swivel stool at the counter.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"What do you mean?" she asked placing her head on the counter, and sighing loudly.

"Normally, you're excessively upbeat, and that annoys me, but your acting dull is even more annoying." He stated.

"Well, it's just…" she began, then seeming to rethink admitting what was wrong just shook her head, and sighed again.

"Go on." He coaxed.

"Let's just say hypothetically that a person dreamed a dream, and a certain other person was in that dream. And let's just say that in the dream the person was sleeping, and like thirty alarm clocks go off. And the person gets up, walks downstairs, and standing in the kitchen is someone that the person shouldn't be dreaming about, but is. Then the two people have this wacky conversation, and then the guy kisses the woman like three times, and talks to the woman's stomach because apparently their married, and she is having his twins. And after that he leaves for work, and she wakes up, and now she doesn't know what to do!" Lorelai's voice was filled with desperation.

Luke eyed her suspiciously. "Okay. So the person dreaming is a woman."

"Yeah." Lorelai admitted.

"This isn't hypothetical is it, Lorelai?" Luke asked.

"No it isn't, Luke." Lorelai said looking directly into his eyes.

"Well, I would have to say that it was just a dream, and that the person shouldn't think anymore of it." He replied.

"But what if those people were you and me?" she asked, her heart pounding.

Luke visibly started. "Then I would say…" Luke began walking around the counter toward her, "kiss me Crazy Lady." With that he bent down and kissed her!

Miss Patty, who was sitting a few tables away, pulled out her cell phone, which she had bought for just an occasion as this so that she could spread news faster around town, and she began to call everyone in her digital address book, which was everyone in Stars Hollow, and she spread the word.

Lorelai pulled away from Luke, and rushed out of the diner.

When Rory got home she found Lorelai in a cleaning frenzy.

Lorelai had even vacuumed the furniture!

"Mom! What are you doing?" Rory exclaimed.

"Cleaning!" Lorelai replied rearranging the cans in the cabinet.

"Why?" Rory questioned.

"This place is to cluttered!" Lorelai explained.

"You love clutter!" Rory said.

"Who told you that?" Lorelai asked.

"You did!" Rory exclaimed.

"Oh. Well, this place needed a tidying up!" Lorelai said.

"Mom, you didn't just tidy, you spring cleaned!" Rory replied.

"Don't be silly! It's winter." Lorelai attempted a joke.

"Mom, what's wrong?" Rory asked concerned.

"I told Luke about the dream I had while you were in Washington!" Lorelai said plopping down on the spotless couch.

"You what!" Rory was shocked.

"Yup." Lorelai stated.

"What did he do?" Rory breathed.

"He said 'kiss me Crazy Lady' and he kissed me!" Lorelai blurted

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"Is he a good kisser?" Rory questioned.

"Rory Gilmore!" Lorelai exclaimed.

"What? It's a natural question!" Rory replied.

"Yeah. He is." Lorelai admitted.

"What are you gonna do?" Rory asked.


"Make my own coffee." Lorelai stated.

AN/ Sorry, it's not very long. Should I continue? Please let me know in one of those fabulous things called reviews! Please keep all reviews G rated! With no bleeped out with stars, or implied cuss words! Thanks! =D