It had been one year. One long year of marriage between Shannon and Ben who claimed to be happy in their lives. Apart from one of the main problems. Shannon refused Doggie Style.. Which was all Ben wanted. But why was she refusing... this is the sequel to Shannon and Ben... that delves into Shannon's secrets.
"I can't believe I'm cheating on Ben with you," Shannon stated as she looked towards Natasha, "and you," taking a look towards Daniel.
Natasha nodded, "Ellie will kill me if she finds out I'm cheating on her with you and Danny Boy."
What they didn't know at that moment was that Ellie knew as did Emily, who is not getting that bracelet back. Emily had been spending all day tweeting her followers asking them for the best revenge plans to help Ellie so that she would stop lying about never having cherry coke. Whereas Ellie was sharpening her cheesegrater so that she could cheesegrate some nipples. Both of the girls had enlisted the help of their secretly evil friend Rebecca, whom always pretended to be a saint-like christian who didn't like sex talk. Liar.
"Shannon is such a whore," Emily said, "I can't believe she stole your Natasha."
Ellie nodded, "I will get her back whatever it takes."
"We should kill them," Rebecca said sweetly. I told you. Evil.
"Woah.. calm down," Emily replied.
Ben then walked into the room, oblivious to the evil plotting, and blushed. "Do you guys really think I blush too much?"
All three of the girls nodded.
"Do I have a fat face?"
The three nodded again.
"You three are bitches."
Again, they nodded in agreement.
Daniel was currently sat at home yelling at Shannon over the phone, "You gave me an STD! Why didn't you tell me you were a prostitute?"
"No.. Dobby gave you them," she replied.
"We are not having this argument again.. We already killed Ellie with laughter yesterday.." he yelled and slammed down the phone.
Daniel then looked into the mirror and brushed his amazing, "I love you more than Shannon," he said and he kissed a strand of his hair.
After the argument Shannon went to Emily's house, knowing that she wouldn't give a shit about her issues. They were sat down watching the newest Dan and Phil when Shannon decided that she wanted advice and was that desperate for it she asked Emily.. What an idiot.
"What would you do if you were having an affair and felt guilty?"
"Nothing.. shut up!" Emily yelled.
"But I need advice.."
"But I need my daily dose of Dan and Phil.. now get out of my house... Your roots are annoying me."
To be continued... in chapter two... when I can be bothered..