I don't own this song! Nor do I have any idea who it belongs to. All
characters belong to my friend Laura and I. But the original species come
from the guy who made them up... some Japanese dude I believe...
Ok, for this song you sing to the tune of "Herman The Worm". I don't know if many people know it though....
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Zora the Zora.(1) And he said,
"Hi, m-my n-n-name is HISSSSSSS!!! RAHHH!!!"
"Well hello, HISSSSSSS!!! RAHHH!!! You have a strange name," I said.
Then he left.
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So I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Daisy the Subrosian.(2) And she said,
"HIIIIII!!!" and left.
'Well, that was weird,' I thought.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Callisto the Gerudo.(3) And she said,
"What are you looking at me for? That really is quite rude you know."
"Sorry," I said.
Then she left after giving me a lecture.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Jaja the Goron.(4) And he said,
"Do you want to hear the new information on A and Z?"
"No," I said.
"Ok. Well, I'll tell you anyway."
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And... Jaja was still talking!!!
"Jaja!" I said. "It's not your turn anymore! Go away!"
"Ok..." he said, and left.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Bai the Zora.(5) And he said,
"WAZZZZZZZZZZZZUP???!!!" and left.
'That was weird,' I thought.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Brook the Zora.(6) And she said,
"HIIISSS!!!! RAHHH!!! SSSSSSSS!!!" and bit my shin!
Then she left.
"Ow," I said.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing RRAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! HISSSS!!!
The End.
(1) Zora is a rabid Zora who has problems with speech due to his rabidness. The doctors tried to cure him, but it only made him rabid forever. He constantly has rabid attacks now.
(2) She is like a regular Subrosian, timid and stuff. But sometimes she can be very outgoing.
(3) A Gerudo who acts like a tour guide. She is very pretty and 6 feet tall. Pretty normal besides the tour guide thing.
(4) A Goron who is thin and wears glasses. He is very, very smart and likes spreading his knowledge around.
(5) A teenage Zora who is acts cool (and is). He is also a bit rude.
(6) She is Zora's daughter. She inherited her dad's rabid genes, but instead of messed up speech, she bites anything she gets close to when she is rabid.
Ok, for this song you sing to the tune of "Herman The Worm". I don't know if many people know it though....
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Zora the Zora.(1) And he said,
"Hi, m-my n-n-name is HISSSSSSS!!! RAHHH!!!"
"Well hello, HISSSSSSS!!! RAHHH!!! You have a strange name," I said.
Then he left.
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So I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Daisy the Subrosian.(2) And she said,
"HIIIIII!!!" and left.
'Well, that was weird,' I thought.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Callisto the Gerudo.(3) And she said,
"What are you looking at me for? That really is quite rude you know."
"Sorry," I said.
Then she left after giving me a lecture.
-
I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Jaja the Goron.(4) And he said,
"Do you want to hear the new information on A and Z?"
"No," I said.
"Ok. Well, I'll tell you anyway."
-
I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And... Jaja was still talking!!!
"Jaja!" I said. "It's not your turn anymore! Go away!"
"Ok..." he said, and left.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Bai the Zora.(5) And he said,
"WAZZZZZZZZZZZZUP???!!!" and left.
'That was weird,' I thought.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing my bubble gum. *smack* smack* smack* smack* Playing with my yo-yo (do-whop, do-whop). And along came Brook the Zora.(6) And she said,
"HIIISSS!!!! RAHHH!!! SSSSSSSS!!!" and bit my shin!
Then she left.
"Ow," I said.
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I was sitting on my back porch chewing RRAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! HISSSS!!!
The End.
(1) Zora is a rabid Zora who has problems with speech due to his rabidness. The doctors tried to cure him, but it only made him rabid forever. He constantly has rabid attacks now.
(2) She is like a regular Subrosian, timid and stuff. But sometimes she can be very outgoing.
(3) A Gerudo who acts like a tour guide. She is very pretty and 6 feet tall. Pretty normal besides the tour guide thing.
(4) A Goron who is thin and wears glasses. He is very, very smart and likes spreading his knowledge around.
(5) A teenage Zora who is acts cool (and is). He is also a bit rude.
(6) She is Zora's daughter. She inherited her dad's rabid genes, but instead of messed up speech, she bites anything she gets close to when she is rabid.