A/N: Random idea alert! This chapter might not be that good but your suggestions in the form of a review are always welcome!

New Student, New School, New Adventures!

Chapter One: New Student

'Hey guys,' Misty Waterflower walked inside the noisy classroom, dumping her Ducklett print bag on the table. She brushed her auburn hair out of her eyes and glanced at her friends. All of them were there as usual. There was Misty's bubbly and enthusiastic best friend, May Maple, Drew Hayden, the arrogant one who May had a huge crush on. Paul Shinji, the one who was always in a bad mood and barely said anything. Iris Hazakura, a wild and energetic friend of Misty's. There was also even-tempered Cilan whose last name was impossible to remember, enthusiastic Jimmy from Johto and lastly, Ash Ketchum. Anyone could say Misty had a small crush on Ash but definitely not to the hot-tempered redhead's face. Ash had spiky black hair and chocolate brown eyes.

'Hi Misty,' Iris smiled distantly as she scribbled down last week's homework.

'Phwey Thwisty,' May said through a mouthful of chocolate.

'Hey,' Cilan nodded at Misty.

'May, hasn't anyone ever told you not to eat with your mouth full?' Drew smirked. 'Typical. Yeah, hey Misty.'

May glowered at Drew and continued chewing.

'Hey Misty,' Ash grinned. 'Gimme some chocolate, May.' He stuck his hand out and pointed at May's chocolate bar.

'…' Paul stared off into space.

'No way, Ash, your hands are dirty. Stop acting like a little kid.' Iris grinned smugly.

'I asked May,' Ash replied childishly. 'I didn't ask you.'

'They really are dirty,' Misty peered observantly at Ash's hands. 'What did you do to them?'

'Well, Mom told me I should buy a snack for lunch from school today,' Ash said thoughtfully, tilting his head sideways. 'So she gave me money, exactly two hundred Poké.'

'Your Mom doesn't know what she's getting into,' Drew sweatdropped. 'I only get fifty Poké for lunch.'

'Your Mom is wasting her money,' Cilan remarked, thinking of the last time Ash tried to get a 'snack' for lunch.

'Your Mom is throwing her money out of the window,' May joined in.

'Be quiet, okay. I need a lot of money for food.'

'Considering the amount of food you eat, that's quite obvious,' Misty sighed. 'Just get on with the story,'

'Right, so as usual I was walking to school when I heard the jingling of Chimecho,' Ash continued, a huge, dreamy smile spreading over his face.

'Oh no, I can see where this is going!' Iris moaned, still bending over her homework.

'Then I saw it,' Ash went on dramatically. 'It was …Wait for it… Wait for it….'

'Get on with it already!' Iris yelled.

'The – The Casteliacone man was driving his truck around my neighborhood!' Ash exploded.

'Noooooo!' Everyone else fell down anime-style.

'I know!' Ash chorused. 'I immediately concluded that it was a Christmas miracle!'

'Christmas is over, Ash.' Iris corrected. 'And stop using smart language; it doesn't look good on you.'

'Just continue,' Paul finally muttered, actually showing some interest in Ash's story.

'Okay, I ran like a Tauros to the truck and immediately asked for a Chocoholic Seadra Surprise and here's the best part, Bob – that's the name of the ice-cream guy – handed me the Chocoholic Seadra Surprise on a waffle cone and I dug inside my bag for some money. I felt the two hundred Poké and I pulled it out. It almost happened in slow motion, I was about to hand it to him but my hand slipped, my precious two hundred Poké went falling down down down!'

'Oh gosh,' Iris shook her head and looked down at her homework once again.

'And that's not it!' Ash exclaimed suddenly. 'It fell down, right? I could've simply picked it up but as I reached down I felt something warm and gooey and the Poké in it, I pulled it up and guess what! The Poké was covered in real Tauros crap!'

'Eeeeeew!' May, Misty and Iris squealed as Drew put on a look of disgust, Paul simply looked bored.

'I didn't even realize!' Ash persisted. 'I thought it was grass but when I was about to hand it to Bob, he noticed and let out this high-pitched, girlie squeal. I didn't even know an old man was capable of such a squeal! I thought it was my mom at first and I was about to run back home but then I realized the Poké was…um…crapped. I freaked out and bent down to put it back in the crap but Bob was even more freaked that he dropped my Chocoholic Seadra Surprise on my head!'

By the time he had finished, everyone was on the ground and sweatdropping crazily.

'And is that…er….Tauros crap on your hands now?' Cilan asked weakly, almost afraid of the answer.

'Yup!' Ash said enthusiastically, waving his hand around.

'Y – You are such a kid, Ash!' Iris said, trying to prevent her face from looking completely disgusted.

'Ash, you never fail to amaze us,' May forced her eyes away from Ash's hand and tossed her chocolate bar – which was the same color as Ash's hand – into the dustbin.

'Eww,' Misty squeaked.

'…' Paul wasn't even looking at Ash; he was staring off into space as usual.

'Where's Jimmy anyway?' Misty asked, trying to change the subject. 'I thought he was here when I came,'

'He's talking to Marina – as usual.' May said, piling her books into her desk.

'Marina? Isn't she one of them?' Misty gestured towards the middle of the class where the most popular kids were sitting. Ursula, the snobbiest person anyone has ever met and probably the prettiest as well, Jessie, arrogant and overdramatic, Cassidy, pretentious and snooty and Ashley and Bailey the equally dumb twins, were sitting there.

'I don't even know why Marina even hangs out with them,' Cilan shrugged. 'I mean, she's not really like them.'

'Much nicer,' Iris agreed.

'Maybe because she's talented and pretty and popular – everything we're not.' May said forwardly.

'That's not true,' Drew said casually and immediately blushed when he realized what he had said.

'What was that, Drew?' Misty laughed. 'You think we're talented and pretty and popular?'

'No,' Drew said haughtily. 'I was talking about myself.' He flipped his emerald hair and sat down.

'Really?' Iris laughed too, finally finishing her homework.

'Why didn't you do your homework at home, Iris?' Ash asked.

'I was busy, and why do you care? Did you do it?'

'No.'

'Kid…'

'Stop fighting, guys.' Misty sighed.

'What about you, Misty? Your homework?'

'Nah, didn't feel like it.' Misty grinned.

'Anyway, stop with homework, homework is depressing – especially on Mondays.' May decided. 'I heard we're getting a new kid in class.'

'New kid? You and Drew, May?' Ash asked. 'Congrats, guys!' He started clapping and motioned for everyone to start, surprisingly, everyone other than May and Drew began clapping – even Paul.

'Stop it!' May yelled, her face turning red. 'That's not what I meant!'

'Is it a girl or a boy, May?' Iris asked wickedly, clapping even louder.

'Iris! You – '

'You're naming your kid Iris? Awww!' Misty echoed. 'And Ash, I thought you were denser than this!'

Ash shrugged and continued clapping. They eventually stopped when Ursula walked up to them, her pink curly pigtails bounced as she sauntered up to them with an annoyed smirk.

'You people might want to stop clapping, there's a new girl coming and we don't want her to think our class is full of…' Ursula groped for the right word and failed noticeably. 'You people.'

'Whatever,' Iris rolled her mahogany eyes. 'At least we don't start wearing lipstick in the middle of class and try to impress Professor Rowan, that's what I'd call… ooh let me think…' Iris did a mock imitation of Ursula groping for a word. 'Jobless.'

'Hmph,' Ursula eyed Iris skeptically and walked back to her table, giving them a look of disgust. By the time she was gone, everyone except Paul began laughing.

'Nice one, Iris.' Misty slapped Iris a high five.

'So, I wonder who she is…' May said thoughtfully, fumbling with her Torchic pencil case. 'Rumor has it she's from the famous Berlitz family.'

'She's rich then,' Misty remarked. 'How'd you know, May?'

'I overheard Jasmine – er – Ms. Jasmine tell Professor Oak.'

'Eavesdropping,' Drew mumbled.

'Hey, I said overheard!' May protested. 'Okay maybe, eavesdropped.' She said after a while.

'I wonder what she's like,' Iris said out loud. 'I hope she won't be like those… Ursalings.' She shot a disgusted look at Ursula who was fluffing her pink hair and comparing nail polish shades with Ashley and Bailey. Jessie coated her lips with lipstick and made lip-prints all over a tissue. Cassidy was shot them an annoyed look and continued talking to Buff, or was it Butch? Marina smiled sweetly in their direction and kept talking animatedly with Jimmy.

'Yeah,' Misty giggled. 'I used to think that Jessie and Cassidy were okay but they went all slutty on us.'

'Ursula would lay her unstoppable wrath on her if she's half as pretty as her,' May grinned.

'Totally, I mean, it's always about looks with Ursula. She hates you if you're ugly and she hates you if you're prettier than her and you don't worship her every movement.' Misty sighed.

'Which category are we in?' Iris asked, running a hand through her purple hair and smoothing it out.

'Ugly, of course.' Misty said shortly, unable to hide the anger in her voice.

'That's not true!' May and Ash echoed together.

'What were you saying?' May asked Ash.

'I said that it's not true, of course that's not true!' Ash replied, glancing at Misty.

'You mean… You think I'm pretty?' Misty asked, unable to hide her excitement this time. She wondered why Drew looked like he was erupting with silent laughter and even Paul had a weirdly amused look on his face.

Ash barely heard her, instead he continued blabbing. 'I know I'm really cute so that can't be the reason, Mist.'

Misty almost thought she misheard, she sweatdropped.

'Come again?' Misty muttered.

'Did you say anything, Misty?' Ash asked, looking curiously at her astounded face. 'Did you seriously think I'd call you pretty?' He laughed to himself, glancing at Misty cautiously from the corner of his eye.

'You idiot!' She yelled, fishing out her signature mallet from the middle of nowhere and aiming it at Ash's head.

'Aaargh, I meant that you're not pretty, you're simply gorgeous like a… Darumaka….'

'Is that all you can describe me with?' Misty roared, swinging her mallet around like a chain, her green eyes turning into huge orbs of fire. A volcano erupted behind her and she slammed her mallet down on Cilan's table. A huge crack appeared and Cilan's table broke into two blocks of wood.

'M – My table!' Cilan spluttered, his green eyes widening as his table was demolished right in front of his eyes. 'Don't take it out on my poor table!'

'Now it's your turn!' Misty turned towards Ash who was cowering in fear. 'Gwaaaaah!' Misty swung her mallet around one last time and taking perfect aim, smashing it down on –

'Quiet class, get back to your seats!' Professor Oak's voice rang out.

Misty froze with her mallet midair, she craned her head and took a look at Professor Oak, silently expressing her hate. Ash took this as a miraculous opportunity to escape; he slid back to his seat. Misty practically flew back to her seat, along with the other students.

I will get you, she mouthed to Ash who stuck his tongue out, waving his crapped hand around.

'Ash Ketchum, please find your way to the bathroom and wash your hand, Cilan WhatsYourLastName, please borrow a table from the next class,' Professor Oak observed dryly, grimacing at Ash's hand. 'As for the rest of you, you may already know, we have a new student. Meet Dawn Berlitz!'

Hey, I actually finished it! :D I'll be happy if you'd tell me what you thought of it! REVIEW! And if you're wondering, I couldn't think up a last name for Iris or Cilan, so yeah, I named Iris after someone in a Phoenix Wright video game and I couldn't even do that much for Cilan. :'(

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