THE GROT THAT LOST HIS COCK
There once was a scruffy wee grot
His body was starting to rot
He'd tried all the creams, some made him scream
And the poor fella's balls fell off
He was rushed to a hospital bed
But his ball sack was hurting he said
The doc came through, then said heres what we'll do
And gave him a fanny instead
The grot was in for a shock
For he had just lost his wee cock
So he got some new tits, a few girls' body bits
And put on his mothers best frock
The poor little grot, he was shot
By his own best mate grot
The reason for this, was that they had a kiss
And the his best mate liked it a lot