A/N: Well, I wrote this in my Creative Writing class and this is actually my first try at some sort of parody, so I probably suck at it.
Summary: AU. Roxas is online one day and comes across a certain site… and while on the phone with Axel reads a story that is disturbingly accurate.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or the characters or the site. (Obviously).
Fanfiction Adventures
"Axel…" Roxas breathed into the phone.
"What?"
The blonde's eyes grew wider as he read further. What were these people thinking? He thought to himself.
"Roxas!" Axel yelled. "What?"
Roxas blinked twice. Still trying to make sense of what he was reading.
"Well, do you ever go on a site called ''?" He asked him, not taking his eyes off the computer screen.
"No, why?"
"Do it now. And go to 'Games' and 'Kingdom Hearts'."
"Okay…"
Roxas waited.
"Okay, uh, Roxas, I'm not seeing-"
"Go to the character slots and put in our names. Then 'Rated M' and click 'Go'."
"Okay."
"Click on one of the stories that have the word 'lemon' in the summary."
"Why?" Axel's voice was thick with confusion.
"Just do it."
Roxas heard a click and silence.
"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!"
Roxas had to wrench the phone away from his ear for a second. He brought it back, his ears still ringing to hear Axel's second reaction.
"Is that…" Axel led on.
"Yup."
"And are we…?"
"Yup."
"With those?" Axel exclaimed.
"Uh-huh."
"And they know this how?"
"They're fan-girls, Axel, they have their ways…"
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