A/N: Written on a whim. inspired by the song Tik Tok by Ke$ha
Disclaimer: I Own Nothing. But I did make up the lyrics.
It had been Arthur's idea to take a vacation; she hadn't expected this vacation to end in a Muggle Hotel in the middle of nowhere. Classic Arthur. He'd insisted they did everything the Muggle way and that meant they'd walked a mile to this hotel. And now Molly – hot and sweaty- stepped into the cool Muggle shower. The water was loud and she checked to make sure there was no one outside of the curtain. Rose and Hugo had been over recently and they both had a fascination for the new singer MagiK who was famous for taking Muggle songs and changing the lyrics. One in particular was stuck in her head and Molly found herself singing it changing some of the words as she saw fit:
"Wake up in the morning feeling like HP.
Got my wand in my hand I'm about to hit Hogsmeade.
Before I apparate, charm my teeth with a swish and a slash.
And when I leave for the night I ain't Apparating back.
I'm talking glitter on our robes, robes.
Trying on all our dress robes.
Boys sendin over owls owls.
Drop-topping playing our favorite witches.
Appearing up at parties.
Trying to get a little bit Winky.
Don't stop, make it pop.
DJ blow my wand up.
Tonight, Imma duel
Till we see the sunrise.
Ding dong on my watch
But the magic don't stop, no
Oooooooo
Ooooooo
Don't stop, make it pop.
DJ blow my wand up.
Tonight, Imma duel
Till we see the sunrise.
Ding dong on my watch
But the magic don't stop, no
Oooooooo
Ooooooo
Ain't got a care in the world but got plenty of mead.
Ain't got no galleons in my britches but I'm all ready here.
And now the wizards linin' up cause they hear we got magic.
But we kick em to Hogs Head unless they bite like Sanguini
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk crunk
Arthur tryin to touch my junk junk
Gonna hex him if he's getting too drunk drunk
We go until they curse us out out
Or the ministry shut us down down
Ministry shut us down down
Min min shut us down
Don't stop, make it pop.
DJ blow my wand up.
Tonight, Imma duel
Till we see the sunrise.
Ding dong on my watch
But the magic don't stop, no
Oooooooo
Ooooooo
Don't stop, make it pop.
DJ blow my wand up.
Tonight, Imma duel
Till we see the sunrise.
Ding dong on my watch
But the magic don't stop, no
Oooooooo
Ooooooo
You build me up
You break me down
My wand it pounds
Yeah you charmed me
With my wand up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah you got me
You build me up
You break me down
My wand it pounds
Yeah you charmed me
With my wand up
Put your wands up
Put your wands up
Now the Yule ball don't start till The Weasleys walk in
Don't stop, make it pop.
DJ blow my wand up.
Tonight, Imma duel
Till we see the sunrise.
Ding dong on my watch
But the magic don't stop, no
Oooooooo
Ooooooo
Don't stop, make it pop.
DJ blow my wand up.
Tonight, Imma duel
Till we see the sunrise.
Ding dong on my watch
But the magic don't stop, no
Oooooooo
Ooooooo
"Mollywobbles?"
Molly shocked turned off the shower and poked her face out of the curtain where Arthur was standing with his head cocked to one side in confusion.
"It's a song the kids sing." She explained quickly, "you know, kids these days."
He chuckled, "You know, Mollywobbles, that's not exactly how the song goes. Unless of course, you want it that way."
"What do you mean by that, dear?" She asked.
"I just picked up on that one line that rang in my ears – Arthur trying to touch my junk junk."
For an answer Molly giggled and he leaned forward and kissed her square on the lips. Before stepping into the shower to join her and doing exactly what she asked.
"Don't worry. I'm not drunk."
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