I own nothing except the girl PS not meant to offend anyone

why you shouldn't annoy your tamer, your family or bother a married woman on Valentine's Day

The worst Valentine's Day ever

Dark's first and final mistake

I sat in boredom due to Dark forcing me to step aside due to him not being able to steal for 4 weeks to nearly a month, since the artworks were being moved to another area so he wasn't allowed to steal.

"Here Happy Valentines' day" Dark smiled.

"I hope you like flowers" he chirped while I glared weakly at it.

"It's a cactus Dark" I replied grimly. 'You brought me a cactus, you brought me- HE brought me a cactus! What a knob head!' I thought angrily

"It's like saying do I ever want to go out with Kei Hiwatari or ever want to receive hugs from the git" I said with my arms crossed.

"It is a flower. It's a flower of the desert!" Dark explained while being all smart about it.

"No it's not and second there is no flower on top you dope. You've just been conned and also it's a cactus with spikes" I replied in a stressed out voice due to work.

"It is a flower, here smell it" he urged happily.

"No I don't want to-" I screamed out in pain as I held my right hand to my right cheek

"You idiot! You got my cheek!" I growled only to look at my cheek "oh dear gosh I'm bleeding, Krad! Get me a gauze! I'm bleeding" I called.

"Can I kiss it better?" he asked while making a kissing noise.

"Oh hell no! I think you've done enough damage as it is" I replied angrily.

"No, there's no blood, no blood...just romance" Dark said only to see my fist punch his nose.

10 minutes later

"You know Amina, half the stuff I do better than you anyways" Dark snapped after putting the cactus plant that he pricked me with on the window.

'What the hell did you just say to me?' I thought as I froze to look at him

"It ain't that hard" he growled only (BAD MOVE) to see me look at him angrily.

'Oh no he did not just say that' I glared.

"What? You've something to say?" he asked in a high voice, I snorted darkly as got up

'Right that does it' I thought.

Warning the following scene has explicit nature that will affect fangirls. Viewing cautiously is advised otherwise run for the hills and away from the noise

I span round once while saying:

"Well ain't that a BITCH!" I snapped as I threw glass at him.

Outside

The man flinched from the noise of glass.

"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY! YOU DO MY JOB FOR 1 DAY!" a china plate was thrown at his head in the background "AND IT AIN'T THAT HARD!" I screamed as I threw a clay statue at him.

"You arrogant! Self-centered! Skinny assed! Sexist! Purple headed! BASTARD!" I screamed as I threw a chair causing a huge crash leaving some screaming in shock.

3 hours later (usually it takes at least 1 hour with mum when it came to dad)

"DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PANSY MAID? NO!" I yelled as I threw the glass table at him while 15 people gasped in shock.

"daymn, remind me never to get on her bad side" said Uncle Jones (is a colored guy but is called Uncle Jones)

"YOU FUCKING USELESS TWISTED MALE CHAUVINISTIC! MISOGYNISTIC! PRICK!" I screamed as I threw Chase young's statue (Xiaolin showdown don't own either) causing more freak outs as Chase young, Wuya, Hannibal Roy bean who was thinking

'Poor guy' and Jack Spicer who flinched in fear while screaming like a girl.

2 hours later

"YOU MUST THINK THAT I AM CRAZY!" I screamed as I threw a cup at him.

"YOU CAN KISS MY AIN'T THAT HARD MIXED RACE ASS!" I yelled as I threw a Hikari art work statue at him. It screamed as soon as it was smashed before dying causing the people to run away in fear.

Inside house

"Have you lost your mind?" I asked as I went forward making him flinch in fear. I glared at him as I was going out the house.

Krad opened the door and entered in a shot.

"What the hell is going on?" Krad asked in shock only to flinch as he saw the mess as well as the dead art work.

"Can you clean this mess up now MR Perfect?" I asked only to start shouting again.

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!" I yelled before slamming the door leaving them gobsmacked.

(and that was (like my mum) letting him off easy)

part 1 over please no flames

CHAUVINISTIC