America was walking down the hall when he heard shouting. He stuck his head into a door when he found two familiar countries arguing.
"EAST SEA!"
"SEA OF JAPAN!"
"EAST SEA!"
"SUP DUDES WHY ARE YELLING?"
Japan and South Korea turned to America. Japan quickly regained his composure. "Ah! America-san."
"This map is wrong! It's the East Sea not the Sea of Japan!" South Korea pointed to the mass of water between Korea and Japan. America took a closer look.
"You're both wrong." He pushed his glasses up and struck a hero pose. "It's the SEA OF AMAZING AMERICA!"
"Erm.. America-san… The Sea of Japan ("East sea" South Korea muttered.) is nowhere near your land.
"EVERYTHING IS AMERICA." America laughed. Japan and South Korea exchanged looks and promptly threw the American out of the room and continued to argue about the Sea of Japan. Or the East Sea. Sea of Amazing America. Sea of Narnia. Who cares.
yo so my geography professor gave me this idea... Japan and argue about, essentially that whole area between Japan and the Korean peninsula. There's also an island in that area they argue about too... yup. FailSauce