Hello, this is Ginseng-chan! This is probably something you didn't expect, a Pandora Hearts/Team Fortress 2 crossover! For now, consider it to be AU. It ties in with Tsubastian Chronicle, but takes place long after it. So without further adieu, I present
Will Makes a Sanvich
After the Spy had saved her, the Will of the Abyss decided to make the whole team sanviches as a sort of thank-you gift.
However, she hadn't made any food since she was in the tower with Jack, Glen, and Vincent. This, however, didn't stop her from heading towards the kitchen.
"Stop right there!" shouted a voice suddenly. A bright LED light filled Abyss's eyes and she squinted, stumbling backwards. It was only flashlight-Scooter. He looked a bit upset and extremely tired.
"Stupid flashlight", muttered Abyss, and she walked past him, sighing.
"What are you doing so late at night?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I'm making sanviches for the team."
Scooter raised his other eyebrow. "Alyss, do you even know how to make a sanvich?" Abyss blushed, and an evil grin spread across Scooter's flashlight face.
"Hey everyone, Alyss doesn't-" He stopped abruptly, however, as Abyss's foot made contact with his face.
"Shut up, you stupid flashlight!" she said threateningly. Picking up the dazed flashlight, she switched him off. Still, Abyss felt like there was someone watching her. She turned around, expecting to see another monster.
What it actually was scared her even more.
"What do you want, seaweed head?" she asked the man staring at her.
"c-a-t….." He was staring at her nyancat slippers in fear. With a sigh, she removed them, stupping flashlight-Scooter in one of them.
"Better now?" she asked.
Gilbert nodded . Nervously, he began tapping his fingers together. "umm, so do you want my help with the sanvic-"
"Just get inside the kitchen, stupid", said Abyss, pushing him inside.
Several hours later, Gilbert and Abyss emerged from the kitchen, covered with mayonnaise, mustard, and a sticky red liquid but triumphantly carrying enormous platters of sanviches.
"Mmm, sanviches", said Rocky happily. The German Shepard snapped at the delicious food, but Abyss lifted them out of his reach.
"Bad doggy, these are for the team." Abyss stepped forward but stopped, surprised, when the nyancat slipper popped up. And the muffled voice of flashlight-Scooter came out of it.
"Why is it so dark in here?"
At the sight of the rainbow-pooping-cat slipper moving on its own, Gilbert threw his platter of sanviches in the air and ran away, screaming like a girl. Abyss sighed as he left. She turned around to see a sharply dressed British man holding the platter of sanviches. He had miraculously managed to catch every single one.
"Shall we take these to the team, Miss Alyss?" asked Sebastian, extending a hand to her.
"Thanks, Sebastian." Leaving a very disappointed Rocky and a very confused flashlight-Scooter to mourn the loss of the sanviches, Abyss and Sebastian walked into the team's room.
"By the way, is that blood?"
"No, just ketchup."
Shortly after, the butler pressed himself against a hallway. He carefully removed a paper mask with Sebastian's face on it as his disguise faded to reveal a man in a suit and ski mask. He looked down at his ketchup-stained suit with disappointment. "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess."
flashlight-Scooter is literally a talking flashlight. He and Rocky, the sanvich-loving German Shepard, are my OCs. However, TF2 is copyright Valve, Sebastian is copyright Yana Toboso, and Pandora Hearts is copyright Jun Mochizuki. Thanks for reading! please review!