On One Condition…
By Pan

Revised because, man, I was on something back in the day.

WARNING: Contains humor, romance, and fighting. Some, err…., 'graphic scenes'.

Chapter 1 – Best Friends Are Always the Worst Friends

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"Oh, she's so perfect..." Yamato Ishida sighed dreamily. He was looking at Sora Takenouchi; to him, she was the most beautiful girl in the world. He began walking towards her until an all-too-familiar voice came up behind him. "Heya Yamato!" Yamato looked behind him. It was Taichi. "Ehh, Tai-kun, what're you doing here…?" he stuttered. "Haha, why else would I be here, Yamato? I was just making sure you weren't hitting on Sora." Taichi explained.

Yamato laughed nervously, "Ah… heheh… why would I want to do a thing like that?!"

"Of course you wouldn't," laughed Taichi, "I was just pulling your leg! Kudasai (please), like you could be any match for me anyway!"

In response, Yamato laughed hysterically, "Yeah right, Tai-kun! You're kidding me, right?"

"Shimatta (dammit), Yamato! I'm serious here! Don't think she'll fall for your pretty-boy looks!" he yelled.

"What was that...?!" that made Yamato get angry.

"Ohayo (Hey), guys!" someone said hovering above them.

They both looked back. "Ahh! S-Sora!!!" they said in unison. "Oh… hey, Taichi," she asked. "Y-yes…?" he stuttered. "Can we walk to class together?" Both Taichi and Yamato looked shocked. "S-sure…!" he looked back at Yamato and stuck his tongue out at him. "Now who's 'The Man' ?" he teased. This left Yamato disoriented, "Wha…? What just happened here…?"

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"Damn you, Tai-kun… What does she see in him anyway? Err… I'll find a way to get her, you'll see!" Yamato shouted to himself. He looked over at Sora and Taichi sitting together. Yamato assumed that they were already a couple.

"Konchiwa (slang for Hello), Yamato-kun!" someone said right behind him.

"Ack! …Itai (ouch)…" Surprised, he fell off the bench he was sitting on and looked up to see who was talking to him.

The person giggled in response, "Gomen (sorry)!" Yamato rubbed the back of his head.

"M-Mimi-chan…" She put out her hand and helped him up. "What do you want?" he asked in a rude tone.

A slight frown appeared on her face and replied, "Oh, I was just wondering what you were doing staring at Taichi-kun and Sora."

"...W-what?!" 'Had she seen me?' he thought to himself, "I w-wasn't staring..." he stammered.

"I could see you clear across the campus staring at her! What is it, Yamato-kun? Do you like her?" she curiously asked.

"Iie (no)!" "You're lying…" she sneered.

Sighing, he confessed, putting his head down, "Hai (yes)…"

"I knew it!" she said aloud whilst giggling a bit.

"Saa (come on)!" he put a hand over her mouth, "Dozo tomeru (Please stop), Mimi! People are staring!"

"Gomen nasai (I'm very sorry), Yamato-kun! I know this might make you feel bad, but Sora likes Taichi-kun."

"Don't you think I know that?" he yelled.

She jumped back, "Hey, ok… I was also going to say that I could help you, but…"

Yamato stuck his nose up, "Whatever! I don't need your help! I can do this all by myself!" with that, he left.

"Iie, Yamato-kun. You're never going to get Sora if you're thinking like that.." she whispered to no one and walked away.

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It was after school and Yamato was walking home. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Taichi and Sora walking home together. "Err… Taichi-kun…! I'll do anything to show Sora that I'm better than you! And I have something that just might work…" he cackled.

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Taichi and Yamato were at their usual spot before school. "So Tai-kun, how'd you do it?" Yamato asked. "Ehh…? Do what?" he questioned in response. Yamato shook his head at Taichi's denseness, "You know what I mean. The thing with Sora?" "Oh, that. Well, it turned out that she likes me too and so I asked her out." he said bluntly.

Yamato's face grew blank, "Th-that's it…?"

"Well, yeah, I guess."

Yamato smirked, '...Sora should be coming in about 3 minutes… Now's my chance to initiate my plan!' "Why would she like you though? That's what I want to know! I mean, you're dense, conceited, your hair's always messed up, your voice is annoying, and most of all, you're the spawn of the queen of ugliness!" he boasted.

"M-MO ICHI-DO ITTE (s-say that once more)!?" Taichi snarled, "Kuso (shit), Yamato! Come here!" Taichi was infuriated. He tackled Yamato on the ground.

Yamato counted to himself, '1...2...3...' Sora arrived just in time, "Rape, RAPE!!! HELP!!! ISOGU (hurry!)!!! ANYONE!!!"

This got Sora's attention. She ran over to where Yamato and Taichi were fighting and gasped, "Taichi-kun!"

Yamato grinned at Sora's expression, "Ah, that's right, Sora-chan! He's… he was trying to… AH! Get that hentai (pervert) away from me!" he screamed with a horrified expression plastered on his face.

"Taichi-kun… is Yamato right? Are you…" Sora nervously asked, backing away from him.

"Hey, hantai (no way)! Y-you should've heard what Yamato called me! I was only fighting with him!" Taichi cried, tears flowing out of his eyes. Yamato scowled at his attempt at being a drama queen.

"Aww, Taichi-kun… It's ok…" she gave him a hug, "As for you, Yamato, I think you got the wrong idea. Come on, let's go, Taichi-kun." they left leaving a baffled Yamato.

"Argh… time for plan B!" he shouted, putting his fists up in the air.

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Hope you don't mind the revising I did. I was crazy back when I first wrote this. I wrote in "broken English internet slang" like: 'Do u want sum candy? I like dem candy. Your clohs, gib dem to meh.' LoL. Well ok, maybe not exactly like that, but this chapter was overflowed with "ehh"s and "!?!?!" and I changed some words around and added stuff in. The other chapters should be up soon, if you want them. I really didn't like chapters 3 and 4.