A/N: This is just something I thought up one Sunday.
Disclaimer: The Mummy and its characters belong to Stephan Sommers. I own nothing.
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First Victim-Rick O'Connell
Rick walks out to an empty stage and sees a chair, so he sits down.
Announcer: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars….
Rick: Who's there?
Announcer: Rick O'Connell….he sleeps with a night light.
Rick: No I don't! I'm not afraid of the dark!
Announcer: Then why did I find one in your room by a teddy bear?
Rick: Leave Beary out of this! I mean…uh…
Announcer: Rick O'Connell….he likes to dress up as Brittany Spears and sing in front of a mirror.
Rick: Why would I do that, that's completely insane!
Announcer: So why do you do it?
Rick: I don't!
Announcer: Riiiiight…..Rick O'Connell….he likes to try on Evelyn's shoes.
Rick: Well, they do make me taller-I mean, no I don't!
Announcer: Rick O'Connell…he's not even a man.
Rick: What are you talking about, of course I am!
Announcer: Prove it!
Rick: I don't have to prove it, I am a man!
Announcer: Suuure you are….Rick O'Connell…..He was let out of the nut house early.
Rick: Only a month early!
Announcer: Now you know Rick O'Connell, the Brittany Spears impersonating, high heel wearing man who's really a woman and who's afraid of the dark
Rick: No they don't! Come back here and tell the truth!
A/N: Next up-Evelyn!