love with samantha carter. Henry is responsible for destroying Voyager.
Someone thinks they have some sort of disease and turn everyone into
hypochondriacs. Must include the line: "Doctor jackson, i believe i am
dead."
Coffee Is Never A Bad Thing
"Dr. Jackson, I believe I am dead." said Teal'c looking at the board game.
"No, Teal'c," groaned Jack. "You're not dead. You're bankraupt! How many times must I tell you that?"
"We wouldn't be playing this stupid board game if Daniel didn't drink so much coffee!"yelled Janeway across the Monopoly board. Daniel jumped backwards.
"Well, it isn't my fault," he whinged. "I've got coffee drinking disease!"
"Gees," said Nelix, worried. "Hope I don't get that. Even worse, what if my precious Sam gets it?" Sam and Jack both picked up one of Daniel's rocks and chucked them at Nelix.
"Hey!" yelled Daniel and Nelix both at the same time.
"You know it is kind of Jack's fault we're here," said Sam poundering on a thought. "If Jack hadn't got so made at Daniel and chucked Henry at him and missed and blown up the ship and killed half the crew and wrecked half the food supply and...."
"Carter," O'Neill butted in. "We get the point."
"Hey," yelled Nelix, throw a rock at O'Neill. "Don't yell at my beloved Carter!"
Tom Paris and Bel'lana and everybody else were all dead. Only Janeway and, much to Sam digust, Nelix had survived.
"Will both of you just shut up?" Janeway said, chucking rocks at both Nelix and Jack.
Henry was all broken up so Daniel was searching in the kitchen for glue. All of a sudden he found some cups and glasses. "Drink, anybody?" he yelled.
"Coffee please, Daniel," said O'Neill.
"One of me as well, Dr. Jackson," said Janeway.
"Two, one for me and one for Sam, my angel!" yelled Nelix, also much to Sam's digust.
"I would also like a coffee, Daniel Jackson," said Teal'c for the sake of saying something.
"Daniel, I would also I like a coffee," said Skarra (or however it's spelt) running in the door. Hey, he needs to appear in stories more often!
"Noooo!" yelled Sam. "Don't you reliese what's happening to us? We're all getting Daniel's disease! Daniel, cancel my coffee."
"Ok, means more for me. Yay!" yelled Daniel from the kitchen. Jack got up and threw a rock at him.
"We can't drink the coffee," said Janeway. Only the men there didn't listen and drank the coffee anyway. They were perfectly finewhile they were drinking it.
"See Sam, coffee is never bad!" said Daniel, still disgusted by the fact that Sam would think coffee was bad.
"Daniel, this is the best coffee I have ever had!" said Jack. "I love this stuff!"
"I also love coffee," said the Jaffa.
"I can see why my sister married you," said Skarra.
"Another 4 cups please Daniel!" yelled Nelix.
Before you knew it, the men were dancing around the room singing "Coffee, coffee, coffee!" while Carter and Janeway looked on, nevorosly.