By Kitsune Ishida
Note: The following excerpt from the first book inspired this story: "In years to come, Harry would never quite remember how he had managed ti geth through his exams when he half-expected Voldemort to come bursting through the door at any moment."
Harry sat at his desk, writing an exam--
Harry: What exam?
Kitsune: Doesn't matter. Now go back to writing.
Harry: Well, I need to know what exam I'm writing so I can at least pass it!
Kitsune: Fine! You're writing your...uhh...History of Magic exam.
Harry: But--
Kitsune: *glares at Harry* No buts. *points at Harry's exam paper* Now, write!
Harry: *scowls* Fine.
Harry sat at his deask, writing his History of Magic exam. He had just finished question 311 (which asked who invented self-stirring cauldrons) when the door to the classroom suddenly burst open. In strode Voldemort with his ranks of Death Eaters.
Professor Binns: Excuse me, but could you come back after the children finish their exams?
Voldemort: Where is Harry Potter?
Binns: *doesn't recognize Voldemort or is really, really stupid* Third row. *points at Harry*
Harry: Eep. *ducks under desk*
Voldemort: Get out from under that desk, Potter and fight like a man!
Harry: But I'm just a kid!
Voldemort: I don't care! Now get out of here or else I'll...ummm...bring in the Telletubbies!
Harry: No! Anything but that! *comes out from under desk*
Voldemort: Now I will kill you like your parents!
Harry: *takes a deep breatH* AUGH!!!! VOLDEMORT IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!! *looks around and realizes that he is alone in the classroom with Voldemort and dozens of Death Eaters*
Voldemort: Time to die, Potter! Death Eaters, leave so you will not be witnesses to this crime. *The Death Eaters leave*
Harry: *thinking* Maybe someone heard me! Maybe even...God forbid *shudders* Professor Snape!
Voldemort: Resistance is futile! You will never escape me!
Harry: Are you just gonna stand there, talking about how I'm not going to live or are you gonna kill me already?
Voldemort: *considers this idea* Kill you. *takes out wand* Say good-bye, Potter!
Harry: Good-bye to what?
Voldemort: Everything and everyone!
Harry: But that'll take forever!
Voldemort: Then just say one good-bye!
Harry: *sobbing* Good-bye cruel world! All I wanted was to join Voldemort but now he's gonna kill me!
Voldemort: *blinks* You wanted to join me?
Harry: *stops sobbing* Yeah. Who wouldn't?
Voldemort: Okay, then I won't kill you. *puts away wand*
Hary: Hahaha! *stabs Voldemort in the back with his wand*
Voldemort falls to the floor, dead.
Harry: Yay! Voldemort is dead!
Professor Binns: *floats back into the classroom* Potter, finish your exam.
Harry: But, Professor--
Binns: *sternly* Finish it!
Harry: Not fair. I killed the most feared Dark Wizard and I still have to do my exam. *scowls and turns back to his exam*
THE END!!
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