This Story is a Rip-off of Minecraft

by NuggetWarrior

I reveal some stunning info to you guys

Minecraft was the original concept of existence and it angers me that so many things and brands have ripped off the original concept of Minecraft.

Things that are a Rip-off of Minecraft

· Grass

· Rocks

· Minerals

· Skin (because Steve had this)

· Injuries

· Paper

· Hair (because Steve had this)

· Food

· Zelda (because Link has a sword)

· Kirby (because of food)

· Pokemon (grass)

· The Atom (because the first model was built in Minecraft and the world took the idea)

· Squares

· Cubes

· Pixels

· Hands (because Steve has them)

· People

· Animals

· The concept of monsters

· Flowers

· Nature

· Wood

· Games (because Minecraft was the first game)

· The color blue (because of diamonds and lapis lazuli)

· The color red (redstone)

· The color green (emeralds)

· The color yellow (gold)

· Basically color in general

· Water

· Wormholes (just a fancy word for "nether portal")

· Carpet

· Cake

· Light

· The sun

· The moon

· Mega man (using Minecraft's original concept of the color blue)

· Star Wars (because the death star was built in Minecraft and the movie took it w/o permission)

· Crops

· Dirt

· Clothing (because Steve has it)

· Faces (because Steve has one)

· Outer Space (because it was invented in a mod)

· Stars (because of the sun)

· Explosions

· Walking (because Steve does it)

· Phone Apps (because Minecraft was the first phone app)

· Phones (because the first phone was built in minecraft)

· Talking (because of the multiplayer chat)

· Animation (because the first Animation was a Minecraft animation made by a youtuber.)

· Songs (the first song ever was a Minecraft parody)

· Bones (because of skeletons)

· The concept of storage (because of chests)

· Sight (because you can look around in Minecraft)

· Climate (because Minecraft has biomes)

· The Goonies (because Minecraft created chunks)

· Numbers

· Languages (because it has a language selector)

· Words

· Stacks

· LEGOs (for obvious reasons)

· Computers (because they were designed specifically for Minecraft but everyone stole the concept)

· Mice (because you play it with a mouse)

· Keys (because you play it with computer keys)

· Boards (because 1. You can make wooden boards and 2. You play with a keyboard)

· YouTube (youtube was designed for Minecraft videos)

· Videos (they were designed to be Minecraft related)

· Sound in general (because there are sounds in it)

· The ability to hear (because you hear things in minecraft)

· Arts and crafts (the title explains itself)

· String

· Combat

· Doing anything from a distance (because of Bows)

· Anything and everything (because the universe is a rip-off of Minecraft because it exists and Minecraft existed first.)

And that's just getting started.

As you can now see, your very existence is a rip-off of Minecraft. You, yourself, are a rip-off of Minecraft because Steve was the first person ever.