I don't own any Sesame Street characters or anything else.

Mrs Zucha and the funny little man in the trash can.

Mrs Zucha was having a very wonderful day. She started the day off by painting her socks yellow. Then she ate a brick. She went outside and she caught a weasel. She covered it in cheese. Then she put it in a sewage pipe. Then she saw Jan. Jan runs.

See Jan run.

SEE JAN RUN!

Mrs Zucha had a large butt. She was a pilgrim.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! SEE JAN RUN!!!

Okay, okay.

Then Mrs. Zucha looked at the trash can. It was love at first sight.

Then she heard a noise.

PEANUT!

What was that?

PEANUT!

What was that?

JELLY!

Peanut butter n jelly?

NO!

What then?

SPOON!

Spoon?

YES! WE LIKE THE MOON!

Badgers are hot.

Then a funny man came out of the trash can. He was a man. The man was he. His name was Patricia. Patricia was he. The man was Patricia. Patricia was a man.

Then they ate lambchops.

And they lived happily ever after.

THIS IS NOT THE END YOU RETARDED RABBIT!

THIS IS!!

END!

JUST KIDDDING!

Grass.