A/N: Welcome to yet another OPOL! Hope you enjoy this one and note that I am currently devising a way to continue this one and the LoTR one without actually having to watch the movies all over again. So stay tuned! Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars, only the shenanigans that follow.
Leia
R2
Luke
Han
Vader
Obi-Wan
Chewbacca
You're my only hope!
beep-boop-beep
What Timmy's down a well?
beep-boop-beep!
Oh Obi-Wan's right over there.
She needs my help!
Can I be a Jedi too?
These aren't the droids you're looking for
I'm the captain you're looking for.
-roar-
We're gonna rescue a princess!
Ooo, space princess.
We're here Leia!
Bout time, losers.
They're onto us!
In the garbage with you!
Omigod we're gonna get eat!
I saved us.
You did not! 3PO did!
Whatevsies.
We must go before- - -Oh, snap!
Die!
-light saber fight-
I win!
Noooooo, not Obi!
Oh quit whining, let's go.
Who was that masked man?
Love me or leave me!