Spoofs!
By Lolo Winner
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, but I do own all the stories I'm spoofing. So if you try and take credit for them. your full of it. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU! Sorry. it's early. -.-;;
You know you are bored when. you spoof your own fictions.
Confusion Bug:
My throat is raw, painfully so. I massage the swollen limp nodes in my neck. My hand moves from the front of my neck to the back, as I try and massage strength into my weary muscles. I don't get very far before another sneezing fit come on. Grabbing the kenex on my desk, I try and stifle the wave of sneezes. They subsides, finally. Throwing the used tissue away, I lean back in my chair, letting a groan escape my soar throat.
Why me? Why now? Only three days before the convention and I'm sick as a dog. Damn this flu! I wish more than anything that I could just go home and get the well-needed rest. I can't though, there is too much to be done. In three short days delegates from all over the colonies will be here, and they will need protecting.
Oh but my chair is so comfortable! I reposition myself, letting my body be absorbed into the soft padding of the swivel chair. No! I can't go to sleep! I scream at myself. But. it feels so good, so. relaxing.
I stop my struggle against the inevitability of sleep. Slowly, I fall into a heavy slumber in my warm chair. How long do I sleep? I do not know. My sleep is too heavy for me to dream. I am consumed in thickness of the dark of my sleep. /BANG BANG BANG!/ No! Go away! I'm sleeping! I subconsciously yell to myself. /BANG BANG BANG!/ "Miss. Une? Are you in there Miss. Une?"
My eyes fly open. So that part wasn't a dream. I sit up in my chair, "Yes I'm in here, come in." I try not to sound weary or sick. I cringe at my incompetence to do so.
The man starts in. My eye's go wide, "Is that really you?'
"Huh? Miss. Une, are you okay?"
I stand quickly from my chair, pushing it over, and not caring. I run to him. I didn't expect the spots though, or the pressure in my head. I stumble and fall into his arms. I look up at his beautiful, bewildered face, "Oh Master Treize is that really you?"
"Wh-at!? Miss. Une, are you feeling okay? It's me Trowa. Remember?"
"Oh Master Treize I missed you so, but now you are back. and." I trail off as I stand on my tiptoes for a kiss. He doesn't oblige. He pushes me back down and feels my head with is delicate hand. I hold his hand as he touches me.
"Good God you're burning up. You must be hallucinating."
"Don't be silly Master Treize. come on let's go."
He rolls his eyes and scoops me up in his strong arms. "Oh wow, I didn't expect to be going like this. Where are we going to Your Excellency?"
He doesn't answer me. Instead he leaves the office and starts down the corridor. Wu Fei stops at the sight. He starts to laugh, "What the hell are you doing with the cornel Trowa?"
"I'm taking her to the hospital."
"The what!? Why?"
"Because she thinks I'm Treize." Wu Fei's eyes go wide as he starts to cry with laughter.
"Oh Master Treize!" I exclaim, throwing my arms around his neck, trying to kiss him yet again.
Haha, I told you I was bored. Let's see what will be next.
By Lolo Winner
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, but I do own all the stories I'm spoofing. So if you try and take credit for them. your full of it. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU! Sorry. it's early. -.-;;
You know you are bored when. you spoof your own fictions.
Confusion Bug:
My throat is raw, painfully so. I massage the swollen limp nodes in my neck. My hand moves from the front of my neck to the back, as I try and massage strength into my weary muscles. I don't get very far before another sneezing fit come on. Grabbing the kenex on my desk, I try and stifle the wave of sneezes. They subsides, finally. Throwing the used tissue away, I lean back in my chair, letting a groan escape my soar throat.
Why me? Why now? Only three days before the convention and I'm sick as a dog. Damn this flu! I wish more than anything that I could just go home and get the well-needed rest. I can't though, there is too much to be done. In three short days delegates from all over the colonies will be here, and they will need protecting.
Oh but my chair is so comfortable! I reposition myself, letting my body be absorbed into the soft padding of the swivel chair. No! I can't go to sleep! I scream at myself. But. it feels so good, so. relaxing.
I stop my struggle against the inevitability of sleep. Slowly, I fall into a heavy slumber in my warm chair. How long do I sleep? I do not know. My sleep is too heavy for me to dream. I am consumed in thickness of the dark of my sleep. /BANG BANG BANG!/ No! Go away! I'm sleeping! I subconsciously yell to myself. /BANG BANG BANG!/ "Miss. Une? Are you in there Miss. Une?"
My eyes fly open. So that part wasn't a dream. I sit up in my chair, "Yes I'm in here, come in." I try not to sound weary or sick. I cringe at my incompetence to do so.
The man starts in. My eye's go wide, "Is that really you?'
"Huh? Miss. Une, are you okay?"
I stand quickly from my chair, pushing it over, and not caring. I run to him. I didn't expect the spots though, or the pressure in my head. I stumble and fall into his arms. I look up at his beautiful, bewildered face, "Oh Master Treize is that really you?"
"Wh-at!? Miss. Une, are you feeling okay? It's me Trowa. Remember?"
"Oh Master Treize I missed you so, but now you are back. and." I trail off as I stand on my tiptoes for a kiss. He doesn't oblige. He pushes me back down and feels my head with is delicate hand. I hold his hand as he touches me.
"Good God you're burning up. You must be hallucinating."
"Don't be silly Master Treize. come on let's go."
He rolls his eyes and scoops me up in his strong arms. "Oh wow, I didn't expect to be going like this. Where are we going to Your Excellency?"
He doesn't answer me. Instead he leaves the office and starts down the corridor. Wu Fei stops at the sight. He starts to laugh, "What the hell are you doing with the cornel Trowa?"
"I'm taking her to the hospital."
"The what!? Why?"
"Because she thinks I'm Treize." Wu Fei's eyes go wide as he starts to cry with laughter.
"Oh Master Treize!" I exclaim, throwing my arms around his neck, trying to kiss him yet again.
Haha, I told you I was bored. Let's see what will be next.