Hey everyone! Me and my sis came up with a SRMTHFG Vault commercial. Enjoy it!
Sprnten took a swig from his Vault pop can. He looked over and sees Sprx bragging to the team about how cool his room is and stuff. Sprnten looked down at the Vault can.
Vault speaker guy's voice: Sprnten, that little red monkey thinks he has the best room…well, you going to show him.
You're going to pimp it out with all this high tech stuff
You're going to make that room like a house
You're going to make that red monkey turn green with envy, make him look like Otto
You're going to rub it in his face and show him who has the best room
You're going to make all the girls fall in love with you
You're going to…well, you know the rest…
Vault; drinks like a soda, kicks like an energy drink
Vault, GET TO IT!
Sprnten looked around confusingly.
Who was that? He asked himself. He shrugged and took another swig of the Vault. Suddenly, a voice banged in his ears.
"What do you think you are doing! Get into that room and make it better than that red monkey's!" the Vault speaker guy ordered Sprnten. Sprnten leaped up and zoomed around, screaming and hopping around.
"GO AWAY!" he yelled. "I DON"T…" but he stopped when he saw the look in Sprx eyes. He took the words back and went into his room.
Zaintar looked oddly after Sprnten. She shook her head and took a swig of her Coke with Lime. Suddenly, a song exploded in her head
You put the lime in the Coke-you-nut and shake it all up
You put the lime in the Coke-you-nut
Now let me get this straight
You put the lime in the Coke-you-nut and shake it all up
You put the lime in the Coke-you-nut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the Coke-you-nut and drink it all up
Zaintar shivered. Something was definitely wrong here. She took another swig, and the song came back louder. It banged in her head. The dragon staggered around, her head spinning.