Hey Smoke here with the Ridonculous fanfiction race. I don't own the characters you see here. I would like to thank UltimateWarriorFan4ever for some of then teams.
We see the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. "Niagara Fall, birthplace of throwing stuff over the falls, and people getting into barrels to fall over the falls." We see Don at the train station. "I'm here waiting for 36 teams from tv shows, movies, cartoons, web shows, video games, anime and etc characters where they get to race around the world for two million dollars. Welcome to the Ridonculous fanfiction race." Don said.
(Flash)
"Once again our teams will travel around the world." Don explained and the train arrived. "Here's our teams now."
The teams all came off the bus and Don began to introduce them.
"Team one: Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago, boyfriend and girlfriend." Don introduced the first team.
*Confessional*
We see Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne are sitting on stools.
"I'm really excited to be on this show." Lincoln said. "I told my sisters about it, some of them laughed at me and some of them supported me."
"Lame-o and I have been training for a month and I got to say, I never seen him this active. He's not the best in gym class." Ronnie Anne said.
"If I can live with 10 sisters and survive, I can handle 31 teams." Lincoln said determined.
"Same here Lincoln." Ronnie Anne nodded.
*End confessional*
"Team 2: Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic, 30 something Nerdy critics." Don replied.
*Confessional*
"I don't know why I signed up for this?!" The Nerd shouted. "I rather play Silver Surfer while the Hulk craps down my mouth and I choke on his green s**t!"
"I rather watch Fant4stic again and that was the worst thing I ever saw that fox came up, like X-men Origins: Wolverine. Have you seen what they did to Deadpool? HOW COULD THEY F**K HIM UP!" the Critic ranted.
"I don't know? Maybe they had crack up their asses?!" The Nerd replied.
"Well we're going to make these teams disappointed like all Batman V Superman fans when they saw that movie!" Critic laughed,
"That was a horrible joke." The Nerd cringed.
"I know." The Critic hung his head in disappointment.
*End Confessional*
"Team 3: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, the Cloudsdale Pegasi." Don said.
*Confessional*
"Aw yeah, I can't believe we're here! We're so going to win this thing!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"I'm kind of nervous. What if the other teams will hate me and try to hurt me." Fluttershy said.
"Don't be like. Besides I'll kick their butts if they try and hurt you." Rainbow Dash said.
*End confessional*
"Team 4: Alistair Wonderland and Bunny Blanc, the wonderland coupe." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"When I heard about this race, I had to ask Bunny and here we are." said Alistair.
"Yeah it's really exciting. Alistair and I have been on a lot of adventures and this one will take the cake." Bunny said.
"I think we're going to have a great time." Alistair said and Bunny blushed.
"I think so too." Bunny replied.
*End confessional*
"Team 5: Ryu and Chun-Li, the Street fighters." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"Feels great to be in something that doesn't involve fighting." Chun-Li said.
"Usually Ken and I are paired up in teams, but it ends in us fighting." Ryu stated.
"Like the time you two fought for tickets for Guardians of the Galaxy." Chun-Li said and placed her hands on her hips.
"I was trying to get the tickets for you." Ryu replied.
"But you lost." said Chu-Li.
*End confessional*
"Team 6: Cryptor and Kozu, The Overlord's generals." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"The title says it all! We served the Overlord until the Ninja ruined everything." Cryptor said.
"We always lose to those Ninja. There's six of them, don't ask!" Kozu shouted.
"With the money I can buy a lot of parts for my army." Cryptor chuckled.
"I'm buying some stuff for my army and a ping pong table." Kozu said.
"That's cool." Cryptor replied.
*End Confessional*
"Team 7: Ash Ketchum and Dawn, Pokémon trainers." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"Dawn, Pikachu and I are ready for this going around the world." Ash said.
"It's going to be great." Dawn replied.
"Pika!"Pikachu agreed.
"Too bad Brock, May and Misty are missing out on this." Ash said.
"Wait I was your 4th choice?" Dawn asked with a threatening tone.
*End Confessional*
"Team 8: Lynn and Lucy Loud, Goth and Jock." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"I am so pumped being here!" Lynn shouted while Lucy is writing her poems. "Me and Lucy have trained day and night for this."
"But there might be a chance we could get eliminated from the race." Lucy replied with her eyesight locked on her poetry. "You better take responsibility for your actions."
"I will Lucy." Lynn groaned.
"I feel like I'm the mature one in this group." Lucy replied.
"It won't happen Luc." Lynn replied.
"It better not." Lucy replied.
*End Confessional*
"Team 9: Batman and Catwoman, the Unlikely duo." Don said.
*Confessional*
"I have no idea why I let you talk me into this?" Batman asked.
"Don't be like that Batman. Besides the former Boy wonder is watching over Gotham city." Catwoman replied.
"His name is Nightwing." Batman said.
"He's still a boy." Catwoman smirked.
*End Confessional*
"Team 10: Fry and Bender, the future dudes." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"When I heard about this show, Bender and I signed up right away." Fry said.
"I'm only here for the money!" Bender replied and smoked a cigar.
"Classic Bender, I was going to ask Leela, but she told me she came down with a sewer flu." Fry replied.
"Good thing you didn't think pick Zoidberg!" Bender laughed while smoking his cigar.
"Got that right! Zoidberg would cost us the money!" Fry groaned.
"But we make an awesome team." Bender shouted and the two high fived.
*End Confessional*
"Team 11: Markipiler and PewDiePie, YouTube gamers." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"Hey everyone Markipiler here!" Markipiler said.
"Along with PewDiePie!" PewDiePie introduced himself.
"We signed up for the money, but you won't be seeing us uploading walkthroughs for awhile." Markipiler said.
"You won't hear Markipiler scream like a little girl while playing Outlast 2!" PewDiePie laughed.
"You wet your pants from Alien Isolation!" Markipiler shouted.
"Hey shut up!" PewDiePie shouted.
*End Confessional*
"Team 12: Lapis Lazuli and Peridot, Barn Gems." Don introduced.
*Confessional*
"Greetings human watchers! I am Peridot and this is my partner Lapis Lazuli." Peridot greeted.
"Hi." Lapis waved her hand.
"We joined on this program so we can get some upgrades to the Barn." Peridot explained.
"I also like to say hi to Steven and the rest of the gang." Lapis said and waved her hand.
"Is Steven watching this?" Peridot asked.
*End Confessional*
That's the first chapter. So I'll introduce the rest of the teams in later chapters. Please review.
